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February 17, 2022 11:51 AM UTC
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I'm all about the babies gunning Jesus.
Thanks to our imaginary friend, Jesus, we have plenty of babies to gun down.
To quote our resident PNasty with respect to this nutcase:
"Air pollution may affect semen quality, specifically sperm motility — the ability of sperm to swim in the right direction — according to a new study analysing the sperm of over 30,000 men in China. "
So, Kandiss obviously supports the efforts of the EPA to get us to cleaner air.
I have seen several studies analyzing impacts of COVID on male & female reproductive capabilities. You'd think those in favor of babies would want to limit viruses … especially COVID-19. I'm guessing that is NOT a part of this campaign's messaging, though.
Guns?! Baby Jesus on a Winnebago! That's I would spell it:
I wonder how many focus groups were polled before she came up with that one ?
Up to now my fav has been "For the People" by failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris. But this one goes to the top of my list.
By saying "I'm the ONE you've been waiting for," is she also claiming to be the embodiment of the Second Coming?
Did she eat the red brownies or the green ones?
"I'm the One…….Second Coming"
"Everybody talking about the Seventh Son. In the whole wide world, there is only One. And I'm the One….."
Big hit song by Johnny Rivers, 1965.
She ripped this off from Tricky Dicky.
The day I first learned the real value of politics . . .
. . . is laughter.
Yeah that was the merry prankster Dick Tuck. Politics was a lot more fun back then, except for that little incident over at the Watergate complex.
Can I get an
AmenAimin’ ?!!! . . .This begs the question "what caliber would Jesus prefer?"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.500_S%26W_Magnum
Holy shit!
Karen took the NRA pistol course a few years back because guns terrified her. I encouraged her to take a class and gain some knowledge to quell her fear. A guy at the class had one of those monster pistols. People were lined up to try it. He fired it at a target and the cartridge flew out. It bounced off the wall, came back, and cut a bystander’s face. The recoil, by the way, knocked the owner on his ass.
I took that class with my Colt .380. That would be good for Karen, though the Glock 9mm has more hitting power and still a mild recoil.
The .50 is a goon's weapon, rightly reserved for military use.
Well, I've asked people for some time, "Who Would Jesus Shoot?" I guess I have my answer.
Guns? Babies?? Jesus!!!