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January 27, 2012 12:00 PM UTC

Friday Jams Fest (Special Dedication Edition)

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  • by: Middle of the Road

I dedicate this Friday’s Jam Fest to Mitt Romney in a fitting tribute to his primary run thus far.

Losing Two out of Three Primary Races Ain’t Bad, Mitts. They want you. They need you. But there ain’t no way they are ever gonna love you…

ArapaGOP, this one’s for you, baby.

Cheer up, Mittsy. Look on the bright side. You won New Hampshire, you pay a lower tax rate than I do, you’re über rich, you speak French and you have great hair. Party on, my man.  

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28 thoughts on “Friday Jams Fest (Special Dedication Edition)

  1. Be sure to tune in next week, boys and girls, for another exciting inter-galactic adventure of . . .

            AMPHIBIANS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

    Episode #47 — Teh Romnites Strike Back!

    1. I’ve always liked Drake. Such a short and sad end to what could have been a brilliant career. Always felt so bad for him that depression got the better of him.  

      1. I’ve unleashed Pandora’s Box.

        So unfair to attack the rich and the crappy Christian singers this way. Whatever was I thinking? Those poor souls deserve our love and understanding and admiration…

      2. and check this out from Boone’s wikipedia page:

        Charles Eugene “Pat” Boone (born June 1, 1934) is an American singer, actor and writer who has been a successful pop singer in the United States during the 1950s and early 1960s. He covered black artists’ songs (when part of the country was segregated) and sold more copies than his black counterparts.

          1. Although, I must say, this the very first time I’ve ever been able to understand the majority of the lyrics in the song. And I played my copy of “Machine Head” to death.

  2. Nor recommended for certain, sensitive sensibilities. It’s irreverent and horror-movie-esque bloody-like, containing brief female nudity and male homo-eroticism

    “Family Tree” is dedicated to Newt Gingrich, and his values-challenged history. Hell, the Black Lips even come from his home state of Georgia!

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