(D) Michael Bennet*
(R) Joe O’Dea
(D) Jared Polis*
(R) Heidi Ganahl
(A) D. Neuschwanger
(D) Phil Weiser*
(R) John Kellner
(D) Dave Young*
(R) Lang Sias
(D) Jena Griswold*
(R) Pam Anderson
(D) Diana DeGette*
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Ken Buck*
(D) Ike McCorkle
(R) Doug Lamborn*
(D) David Torres
(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Steven Monahan
(D) Brittany Pettersen
(R) Erik Aadland
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Barbara Kirkmeyer
“A little tantrum in real life seems so much bigger online.”
Noteworthy article on Yahoo News this AM, which most of us already knew. The five best (worst??) places to catch COVID: restaurants, bars, cafes, hotels, houses of worship.
The Newest Hotel Amenity? Virus-Scrubbed Air
“We talk about it as nature’s cleaning device,” said Kevin Devlin, the chief executive of WellAir, which sells the bipolar ionization system Plasma Air installed at the Hotel Paso del Norte. He noted that air at high elevations in the mountains that “smells clean” has higher amounts of ions.
ultraviolet-C lamps have been shown to inactivate the virus). Such a system was installed at The Distillery Inn in Carbondale, Colo.
air filters that remove contaminants. Filters with Minimum Efficiency Reporting Values (MERV) of 13 or higher are best at capturing the coronavirus
The "newest" amenity is actually the complimentary* pardon one receives with every prepaid booking of the Presidential Suite at any Ttump property . . .
. . . this is on top of the already available extra-bright light bulbs and the Clorox minibar!!
*Minimum booking requirements may apply.
who woulda thought it … preferring lower end motels where every room has a heater / cooler and there is NO CENTRAL AIR system. It may be a trip …. the (short-term) future of my driving trips will be finding those 1950s and early1960s highway motels my parents had us stay in as we traveled on a modest budget.
As a certified cheapskate, I've used Quality Inns for several roadtrips to California over the years. Comfy beds and free (mostly edible) breakfast.
My needs are simple, and now I realize, safer than the high priced spread!
Bug free, hot water, clean sheets and towels and TP. Anything else needed?
Well, those beds you could put a quarter in and get a massage were kinda' nice . . .
. . . but, probably wouldn't be considered by many to be a necessity.
The Donald went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a vote to steal
He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across a woman signing up voters, succeeding more often than not
And the Donald jumped up on a hickory stump, said "girl let me tell what
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a vote collector too
"And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you
"Now you run a pretty good ground game, but give the Donald his due
"I'll bet you power untold against your soul
'cause I think I'm better than you."
Said the woman, "My name's Stacey, and it might be a sin
"But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,
'cause I'm the best that's ever been."
Stacey just ignore the polls, and canvass doors real hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Donald deals the cards
And if you win, people are proved more powerful than gold
But if you lose, the Donald gets your soul
The Donald opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he purged votes from the rolls
And he pulled a Sharpie across some laws, and it made an evil hiss
Then Billy Barr and Pence joined in, and it sounded something like this
When the Donald finished, Stacey said, "Well you're pretty good old son
"But sit down in that chair right there, and let me show you how it's done."
The Republic's on fire, run, Joe, run
The Donald's in the White House and so is his son
McConnell in the Senate needing two more
Warnock and Ossoff, lets show 'em the door
[Virtuoso solo music]
The Donald bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
But the Prince of Lies refused to voluntarily leave his seat
Stacey said, "Donald it don't matter if you want to go or not
"'Cause I done told you once, you son of a bitch,
It's time for *our* team to take that spot!"
[Play-off virtuoso solo music]
Love it ! Happy Friday Gorky
And to you, too! T-minus-10 until Electoral College day, T-minus-32 until the Georgia runoff is done…
Things that make you go “hmmm” If you start a new advent calendar on Boxing Day, it’ll finish on 20 January. I’m thinking about it.
Very well done. The lyrics are great.
When will this be available on YouTube?
Fun to hear it in my head … would be better with real fiddles.
You do *not* want to hear me sing. But I'd be happy with someone else recording it!
I've dispatched it far and wide.
That's really good, Gorky. I can hear it in my head and it scans.
Thanks. Parody lyrics that don't scan are one of my pet peeves (Christmas-time is a special kind of hell for me, with all of the horrific "Night Before Christmas" and Dr. Seuss abuses)
Amen to that.
Amazing job! I could hear the song playing as I read your lyrics. I've sent them to my brother in Atlanta. I bet someone in Georgia will have this rendition playing before the weekend is over 😉
Today is National Cookie Day
I'm still waiting for Soros to send me my cookies ….
There are adverts on Pols? Who knew. I have never seen any.
I'm afraid, after listening to too much of Donnie, Rudy, and Jenna's bile, that I've lost my cookies.
I guess I’ll have to track down my mom’s Christmas cookie recipe and drop it here before Christmas.
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