( – promoted by Colorado Pols)
With the new enhanced Pols Penalty Box, speculation runs rampant as to who will win the honor of the first “time out.”
Will Beej goad V, Libertad threadjacking, or DaftPunk or Froward69 taking Jizm jokes too far make the cut?
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But you knew that.
Sxp isn’t even getting an honorable mention here?
Is their some trick to editing a quiz that I’m missing? Does it go away once you’ve posted?
to edit a poll. Once it’s posted, you can’t change it, I think.
…The TOS doesn’t mention stalking and calling someone a racist every time they post.
Has he done worse?
I can take it, thanks.
You’ve already flipped out at me on numerous occasions. Even worse than you flip out when you think about black kids going to public schools with you.
YOU ALL CAN KISS MY ASS, AND WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH THAT, YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR TONGUE ALL OVER MY DENVER POST and WIPE ALL THE EXCESS COLORADO SPRINGS GAZETTE with your BOULDER DAILY CAMERA!!!!111!!
Also I hear SQUARE STATE IS A MUCH BETTER BLOG THAN THIS POOPY ONE.
Oh and does anyone need a payday loan?
Plus please visit my furniture law blog.
AND YOU ALL SUCK!!!!!!
We have a winner!
Or Bucky balls?
… I think you violated every single term of service except outing, but declining to out is understandable because you dont want to end up Steve Harvey’s co-blogger on Colorado Conflagration.
Seriously, you had me laughing so hard my kid asked me to explain what was so funny. I couldnt really explain…
All right:
raymond1’s first name is Raymond, Aaron’s name is Aaron, bjwilson83’s last name is Wilson, and DavidThi808 is David Thielen. Also Ray Springfield is Ray Springfield, and Steve Harvey was Steve Harvey. Middle of the Road is a woman, and Gilpin Guy is a dude. And GOPwarrior is a racist.
Now POLS would YOU jizz-gobbling cob-nobbling honky pansies SEND ME THE PASSWORD to your timeout SITE?
Here’s a giant picture of an elephant having sex with Carl Paladino while aborting a rapist’s baby, who isn’t even in Colorado.
I’ve been outed and I demand justice.
JUSTICE!!!!
Oh shit never mind I did that to myself.
How dare people!
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As to (#3), mission accomplished with the subject of this post; as to (#1) and (#2), I give you a complete posting by a Mr. Steve Harvey of Colorado Confluence, one entitled Solving Rather Than Punishing Problems (link: http://coloradoconfluence.com/…
to be first in the box, I’m surprised no one has thread-jacked a diary with ALL-CAPS spam about vulgar sexual acts that take place outside Colorado. Cowards!
No longer have the password to the email address we used when we created our accounts…
Don’t want to take the chance just yet..
Show us how it’s done.
that can’t be traced directly to Colorado.
You can count on that, like you could count on Tom Tancredo to keep his term limits promise.
Hell, even the Beej has revised his sig line to take out the three “F***” word references it had. He’s probably worried that there may be a muslim in the penalty box who will challenge his belief that the world was created in six days (meaning six periods of time, not necessarily 24-hour days. See how this play nice shit is already taking hold?)
V, I’d really aspired to be first in the box by making some sort of ridiculous post that calls someone a string of profanities. So, nice job pre-empting my idea, you skunk’s-ass-smelling squirrel-fucker.
is that off-topic enough to make me the first in the penalty box? And in conslusion, Voyageur is an asshat.
The imagery is equally fascinating and horrifying.
Had to vote Fro. I think he’s come the closest.
I have never won anything!
I have to thank Mom and Dad… the writers, producers and staff. All the plebes and know-it-alls like bj, Libertad, LB and the entire GOP!
oh and the flying spaghetti monster in the sky.
Thank you, Thank you, everyone!
what she said.
He won’t see my post anyway. This thread has a poll in it and we all know how he feels about voting.
despite never having done anything ban worthy.
at this post I count 4 of 11 posts as yours bj
Explains why you’re in second place I guess.
I totally stand by my vote, lol.
Ban them. But now, you have something else to demand in the penalty box. Dingleberry.
for a night of wide stances and slammer action.
Republican christian porn doesn’t get any better than that.
Not because I want you in the box, but because you’re so fucking hilarious and you can’t seem to control yourself, you’re bound to land there. First.
But where’s the outrage? If a conservative had made that same joke, it would have been called homophobic, and correctly so.
as Penalty box material, beej.
Try repeating them here and see what happens to your odds.;-)
Get over it.
Pansy: A sissy, fag, fairy, or one that is generally unmanly.
Pansy, Pansy, Pansy, Pansy, Pansy!
bjwilson83 responding to a post from the dictionary defining “pansy” as an antigay slur.You said “fag”.
instead of the regular dictionary? From dictionary.com:
pan*sy
1.
a violet, Viola tricolor hortensis, cultivated in many varieties, having richly and variously colored flowers.
2.
the flower of this plant.
does not include the derogatory definitions?
Of course, you do.
Otherwise, you’d be lying.
[pan-zee] Show IPA
noun, pluralsies.1.
a violet, Viola tricolor hortensis, cultivated in many varieties, having richly and variously colored flowers.
2.
the flower of this plant.
3.
So, it turns out you did lie.
Golly, what are the odds?
Please show me where I said anything incorrect. I meant it in the first sense. You have as much spine as a violet.
I called you on it multiple times. You never once brought up the “flower defense”. You’re full of shit and got called out for being a homophobe. As usual, your ignorance and sheer stubbornness refused to let you apologize for using an anti-gay slur. That same stubbornness or perhaps your narcissism forced you to use it over and over again.
I sincerely did not know that it was a gay slur, and I meant in the sense that V-ger is a lily livered coward.
his hole isn’t deep enough yet.
Why don’t you man up and use a real screen name.
but that name was already taken.
He appears to be the smarter of your two personalities. Definitely less of an asshole.
It’s that narcissist thing. You refuse to admit you make a mistake, so you start lying.
Time after time after time.
Everyone knows you’re a liar, so you just go on making it worse for yourself.
Grow up, apologize for your bigotry, stop lying, and maybe you won’t win so many unpopularity contests.
… which means he has every incentive to maximize the stupidity and dishonesty of his post, given that a desire for attention is the only possible reason for him to be spending probably the majority of his waking hours on a blog where everyone either despises, pities, or laughs at him.
Between his homophobia and his desire for attention from those who disdain him, I’m guessing that childhood at the Wilson Creationist/Crusaderific/Anti-Contraception Home School must’ve been no picnic.
David Chestnut? Not so much.
The “interested in Women” guy?
Jesus, who knew that Beej was a porn star too? (I mean before now that everybody knows it.)
and thank you for the one fo the two votes I got. I hate being ignored.;-)
and you spam a thread until one out of every three or four comments end up being yours and at least out of every four is you whining about how someone should be banned.
I do believe you’ve got that award in the bag, hands down.
And your unalterable belief that the sun rises from and sets in your ass;-)
Because I find him to be the most distasteful individual here with the ability to worm his way under someone’s skin with ease.
Libertard seems to be some sort of semi-autonomous spambot with a rudimentary AI so it’s not fair to impede the evolutionary process as it develops by boxing it in.
that’s their problem; not mine.
then when you kick someone in the shin, the their pain is their problem, not yours.
A “Christian” who flouts the Golden Rule is no Christian.
You take no responsibility for their response when you goad them?
people are responsible for their own comments when it comes to the Terms of Use.
people were entitled to call an asshole an asshole.
but I’ll refrain from doing so in your case.
It’s amazing how you get through the day without being beaten. Or shitting yourself.
the sentence about Lib had me literally laughing out loud on a bus. Way to make me look like silly!
I.E. Yours truly.
Besides, y’all secretly love the Beej. If he didn’t exist you’d have to invent him, as a foil to Pol’s ‘progressive’ crowd.
You’d all miss him if he went into the PB, admit it. 🙂
Chlamydia is not a flower, yet BJ loves them with the same fervor as he does pansies.
His kind has been here before, and has gone away, leaving us to some actual discussion. They usually burn out, but none have been so narcissistic before.
I don’t support the idea of making him a martyr by putting him in the box first.
He would like the attention too much.
bj is far too narcissistic. we would never ever hear the end of the “honor” we bestowed upon him.
I just realized I voted without checking the box that said I was a citizen … but yet I voted for ‘Tad. Does the vote count? Am I going to the box, because that’s an apparent felony?
And take your sloppy box-checking habits with you!
First I’ve ever seen.
Point? There’s money to be made from things too gross to look at. Just sayin’.
Also, turkey is the only meat I can eat (allergies), so I hate you for bragging. There. I said it. 😛 Next time… invitations.
Looks more like a contest to get in first. I do think the time out concept is good.
it is clear that the inanity is harmful to meaningful neural activity
But some levity is good. Although trust me I know it is not all in jest.