Tell Us How You Really Feel, Chaffee County GOP

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by: Colorado Pols

Continuing our occasional look at content appearing on official Colorado Republican Party social media landing pages, here’s the Chaffee County GOP voicing what appears to be their displeasure over white people not having enough wives, which results through straightforward means in…well, fewer white babies. It’s true that you might be a little confused hearing from an official Republican Party mouthpiece how “Europeans disappeared,” past tense, since it’s our understanding that people of European descent both in Europe and elsewhere–including 85% non-Hispanic lily-white Chaffee County–are still very much with us.

Outside a few places we’ve read about in southern Utah where the gene pool is problematically shallow, there’s not much we can offer to help Chaffee County Republicans in their quest for more wives! More babies is something they could work on at least to some degree, as long as their spouses are willing, but the reality is that birthrates decline as a natural product of economic development–and that includes the developed Muslim world, too.

But again, that’s a conversation for well-adjusted adults to have.

Well-adjusted adults are not in charge of the Chaffee County Republican Party.

12 thoughts on “Tell Us How You Really Feel, Chaffee County GOP”

RepealAndReplace says:

November 13, 2019 at 2:56 pm

Just what the world needs…….

more deplorables and iredeemables breeding.

Turn off the lights, take off your clothes, put on your MAGA hat and procreate. (And make sure you are in the missionary position.)

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1. unnamed says:
  
  November 13, 2019 at 3:29 pm
  
  put on your MAGA hat and procreate
  
  Uh, R&R. That MAGA hat has probably prevented more procreation than Trojans or birth control pills ever could.
  
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2. Genghis says:
  
  November 13, 2019 at 3:55 pm
  
  The movie Idiocracy comes to mind.
  
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Early Worm says:

November 13, 2019 at 3:46 pm

I want to know how the dark-haired Ken doll and the dark-haired Barbie have a blonde kid. Is the pool guy Swedish?

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1. RepealAndReplace says:
  
  November 13, 2019 at 4:55 pm
  
  There you go. Blame it on the algae bloom.
  
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Diogenesdemar says:

November 13, 2019 at 3:48 pm

Are there no Mormons anywhere in Europe?

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1. RepealAndReplace says:
  
  November 13, 2019 at 4:53 pm
  
  Didn't Mitt Romney do missionary work in France? I'm guessing he made a few recruits.
  
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Blackie says:

November 13, 2019 at 4:01 pm

Bet why they are in such a dither, no self-respecting woman in Chaffee County wants to get impregnated by a Republican.

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MADCO says:

November 13, 2019 at 4:46 pm

Math
doesn't matter how many men are involved.

This says Euro women are being out bred. Let's go girls – no more aspirin.

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1. MichaelBowman says:
  
  November 13, 2019 at 8:28 pm
  
  Rushbo could give them a lesson in reproduction?
  
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kwtree says:

November 13, 2019 at 5:15 pm

ironic sexism is still sexist

If Seb Gorka, Gavin McInnes, Andrew Anglin, or any other fascist misogynist could say it /write it unironically, it really doesn’t matter if it was written by a lib. Comment in reply to MADCO.

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Voyageur says:

November 13, 2019 at 6:22 pm

Okay. With both sexes in approximate parity, doesn't one man with four wives doom three other guys to bachelorhood? As Claire Boothe Luce liked to point out, only women have babies.

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