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June 01, 2010 07:25 PM UTC

Al & Tipper Seperate

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  • by: PoliticalSage

Just came out over the wire…

“Al and Tipper Gore, whose playful romance enlivened Washington and the campaign trail for a quarter century, have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage, the couple told friends Tuesday in an e-mail obtained by POLITICO and confirmed by an aide.”

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  1. So here you go.

    Gore’s future top pick up lines:

    “Here’s an inconvenient truth, baby – I want to get into your lockbox!”

    “Baby, if you want to see how big my hanging chad is, let’s go to my place & do a recount.”

    “Just checking your emissions.”

    “Did you know I invented the internet?”

    Personally, I like number two. I think he’ll get somewhere with that one.

    1. The best part is imagining his very unique-sounding voice saying those lines.

      Bummer they split up, but that’s some pretty funny stuff, and it’s not really at anyone’s expense, eh?

      My fave:

      Good news. I’ve finally found a source of renewable energy. In my pants.

        1. … which is too bad, because the skit writes itself: Al Gore and John Edwards on barstools skit, each crying over a beer, & then Bill Clinton comes in with a woman on each arm…

          BTW, LOL on the new sig line, MOTR!

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