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June 02, 2019 10:58 AM UTC

Caption This Photo: Cory Takes Taiwan!

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  • by: Colorado Pols

Courtesy Taiwan’s Central News Agency, there’s Sen. Cory Gardner of Colorado on a tour of the capital city of Taipei along with President Tsai Ing-wen this weekend. Sen. Gardner is currently on a junket to East Asia in his role as Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Subcommittee on East Asia, the Pacific, and International Cybersecurity Policy. No word yet on whether this trip includes a stop to visit Gardner’s old buddy Rodrigo Duterte of the Philippines, who may in all fairness have been too busy with extrajudicial killings and rape jokes to roll out the welcome mat.

In any event, Sen. Gardner seems to have something interesting to say to the President of Taiwan–and only you, gentle reader, can tell us what it is! We do know it’s about (gestures) that big.

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8 thoughts on “Caption This Photo: Cory Takes Taiwan!

  1. something weird I read about Duterte- he claims to have "cured himself" pof homosexual urges. It was in Huffpost, can't paste links right now on my phone.

  2. And believe me, Trump said his dick was this big before asking me to go down on him.  I was so excited until he pulled down his pants and revealed what a tiny prick he was so I opted to lick his butt clean instead.

    1. As a caption, GG, that may be a bit wordy….might be better as a word balloon.

      The first ten words make a brilliant caption, though.

      😉

       

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