May 13, 2009 02:49 AM UTC

FLASH!! Iraq War continues

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• by: Barron X

( – promoted by redstateblues)

Wondering why, your intrepid reporter hit the streets of Colorado Springs to ask why we were still there.

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First respondent: “We have to win this one, or else.  If we don’t beat them overseas, it won’t be long before the communists islamofascists are invading this country and forcing all of us to have multiple wives.”  

Second respondent: “Obama’s going to pull the troops out.  Honest.  The timing just isn’t right.”  

Third respondent: “Unless we redouble our efforts and find the WMD hidden there, our (GOP) credibility with the rest of the world is shot.”

Fourth respondent: “We need to stay because the Iraqi Army still isn’t able to perform certain essential support functions on their own, such as processing intelligence, providing logistics support and conducting aerial reconnaissance.  Nevermind that the US Army contracts out all or part of those activities to corporations, who can provide those services under contract directly to the Iraqi government just as easily as they provide them for us.”

Fifth respondent: “Are you sure we’re still there ?  I don’t hear about it from Rush.”

To which the nearby sixth respondent, dressed in ACU, replies: I got back 2 months ago, and I have to go back in another 4 months.  Too bad I couldn’t catch a break and go to Afghanistan for a change.”

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