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April 29, 2009 02:04 AM UTC

The Scary Virus Formerly Known as "Swine Flu?"

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  • by: Colorado Pols

It’s a little late for this, fellas, but as The Associated Press reports:

American agriculture officials want to change the name for the virus that’s broken out in Mexico and the U.S. from “swine flu” to something else.

The problem, they say, is that the name “swine flu” suggests a problem with pork products. Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack points out that the virus is not food-borne and has nothing to do with consuming pork products.

Vilsack says he’s concerned that misunderstandings could have a negative impact on farmers who provide pork products to consumers around the world.

Now here’s a real opportunity to make lemonade from lemons, or bacon from a pig: Have a cool naming contest! What better way to get the word out about swine flu than coming up with a new name while also educating people about the dangers of the virus that now has no name?

We’ll take suggestions below and most likely not pass them along to the Department of Agriculture. But we might have a cool poll if we get enough suggestions.

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24 thoughts on “The Scary Virus Formerly Known as “Swine Flu?”

  1. 1. Most people have no clue what morbidity means.

    2. Those that know are loser vegans who won’t catch the swine-derived disease.

    Me.

    I love pig. Especially with sauce.

    I am hoping for a fall in pork prices so I can eat more, cheaply. No shoots and leaves for me.

  2. Why not rename the Spanish Flu while we’re at it?  After all, I’m sure the Spaniards aren’t thrilled with that appellation, especially since it most likely originated in Kansas.

    My suggestion for renaming this flu?  Why not the NAFTA Flu?

  3. And we might as well get in the habit of using the alphanumeric designations.

    We all know this wasn’t the first, and it sure won’t be the last.

    H1N1:  caused Spanish flu in 1918 and has been identified as the serotype of the current “swine flu” originating from Mexico

    H2N2: Asian Flu in 1957

    H3N2: Hong Kong Flu in 1968

    H5N1: pandemic threat in the 2007-08 flu season- avian or bird flu

    SARS

    TB

    MDRTB

    and so on.

      1. A potent combination of pig and avian flu mixed with human flu dna.  I guess you can say pigs really do fly.

        It was probably created by the Obama administration to get the heat off of him for being such a dufus.

  4. Despite the repeatedly-breaking news that this is a full-blown, Michael Bey-movie epidemic, the actual figures are pretty ordinary.

    According to the actual people who work at the WHO, it’s  7 confirmed dead and 79 infected from the swine flu.

    http://www.smh.com.au/world/on

    Can we not hype ourselves into believing this is the Andromeda Strain, and we need to start dropping nukes on Mexico to stop the outbreak???

    1. You’re right, this isn’t the Andromeda Strain.  It isn’t H5N1 “Avian” flu that’s gone contagious (that would probably be “Bad”, as in 35-foot long Twinkie, total protonic reversal “bad” – or at least “Spanish Flu” bad).

      What it is, is what WHO is describing: a novel strain of the flu that appears to be highly contagious and has spread past its region of origin and into a broader population.

      By reacting – not panicking, but reacting – now, it’s still possible it can be contained before it becomes a pandemic.

      It appears that this flu isn’t too much worse than a “normal” seasonal flu.  However, since it’s new and infectious, it could spread to a majority of the population, and it does kill some people that it infects.

      So, I’d opt for something in the middle between panic and dismissal.  While it’s still a limited number of cases, it should be treated as something we can contain.  If/when it reaches a full pandemic stage, the best thing to do is what you do with any flu: stay home, rest, blah blah – and if you’re at high risk from flu, see your doctor about an anti-viral (Tamiflu, etc.) prescription if you start coming down with flu-like symptoms.

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