U.S. Senate
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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
Governor
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(D) Michael Bennet
(D) Phil Weiser
60%↑
50%↓
Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Jena Griswold
60%↑
40%↑
Sec. of State
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(D) A. Gonzalez
(D) J. Danielson
(R) Sheri Davis
50%
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(D) Jeff Bridges
(R) Kevin Grantham
40%
40%
30%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
45%↓
40%↑
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
January 05, 2015 01:25 PM UTC
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This is not a family friendly blog post.
If I'm talking about drinking from a fire hose, I mean a hose that shoots actual fire. And brimstone. I've taken the hellfire spit out at me by the lackeys of the bureaucracy and converted it to pure knowledge. Except for that TABOR stuff. Not even the rankest demon in Hell could have come up with that Bruce crap.
To quote my good friend Mr. M. Inem:
Who can catch lightning in the bottle, set fire to water?
Coming out the nozzle on the fire hose, flyer than swatters
Smash an hourglass, grab the sand, take his hands and cup 'em
Spit a rhyme and freeze the clock, take the hands of time and cuff 'em
Chaps can.
I was actually visualizing something else…….sorry, doc!
Something more like the Atheist's nightmare?
That just made me ill. How can people be so stupid and others actually take them seriously? Dumb and dumber.
Have you ever noticed how long your arm is?
that was ridiculous. Now let him explain the design of the Jeff Stryker dildo.
The most hilarious part was watching his friend try to keep a straight face while Cameron fondles the banana.
That's Ray Comfort violating the fruit. Kirk Cameron is the loon on the right (from Growing Pains).