This is an equal opportunity politician and political party bashing spree . If you don’t know how to play Mad Libs/ Mad Cons, you make a list with the part of speech or requested noun. Don’t scroll down to read the paragraph! You may have to use a word or text doc or (gasp!) paper to record your choices.
THEN scroll down, and fill in the numbered blanks – plug them in to the paragraph below. No cheating! It’s funnier if you don’t. Either this will be hilarious, or lame, or both. It's non-partisan, , but you don’t have to be, and it can be NSFW. Please post your completed mad libs/mad con paragraphs in the comments. Thanks to slavdude and realist for the idea. Suggestions welcome.
1. verb participle (ends in –ing)
2. emotion
3. adjective
4. political party
5. verb (present tense)
6. adjective
7. group of living beings i.e. bankers, inmates, Democrats, tea-baggers, children, teenagers, cats, etc.
8. adjective
9. group of living beings
10. Name of politician or celebrity
11. Noun (person, place, thing)
12. Political party or group
13. Collective noun, i.e. crowd, gang, party, family, town, band
14. Intense adjective, (fierce, hated, adored, putrid,hairy, smelly)
15. Plural noun (ends in s)
16. Verb
17. Preposition (through, above, into, out, around)
18. Body parts
19. Body part
20. Verb
21. Adjective
22. Plural Insult noun
23. Adjective
24. adjective
Fill in below:
“I am just so 1. ____________ 2._________ about the damned _3_______________ _4_______________s. How dare they _5________________ our__6__________________ 7____________________ away, and put all of the 8______________ _9__________________out of work!,’”
10_____________ ___________, a famous spokes11__________________ for the 12____________________, 13___________ today.
Why, if I only had 14____________ 15_______________________s, I’d 16_________________ _17______________ every single one of their _18____________ ________________ so fast, it would make their 19_________ __20__________________. That would show the 21____________ 22_________________.
My fellow Americans, let’s take our country back! Then we can truly be the land of the _23__________________, and the home of the 24____________________.
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Ok, The Tea Party are terrorists…….that out to be cllear enough. They wish to enslave the American People and turn the country into an aristocracyy that serves their billionaire godfathers.That should be clear enough. If not, then they hate working people and only tolerate them as servants. They are going after medicare and social security as well as the Affordable Care Act. They refuse to make the rich pay taxes that they paid for decades which lead to infrastructure (Highways under Ike) Seniors not tarving (Roosevelt–Social Secuirty) They kowtow to Big Oi l(no one hears them complaining about billions in oil subsidies),.They couldn't care less about disabled vets. They do all this is their name of their strange apocalyptoc idea that the end times are upon us. Quite simply, they are fascists. How does that suit you?
All true enough. But why are you hatin on the mad libs? (sigh)
Too easy, this game . . .
Take the one root word F**K (noun or verb), and then add the appropriate suffixes for the gerunds, adjectives, adverbs, etc, etc.
. . . doesn't have to be political, but it helps!
What do I win??
You get to be a 17 year old with a stunted vocabulary again!!!
I guess I need to admit that this lesson plan has bombed. We teachers are flexible, though…that's why we get the big bucks!