April 24, 2013 10:26 AM UTC

Heck've-a-Job Brownie having a heck've-a-hard time understanding federal immigration bill

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• by: Jason Salzman

(Promoted by Colorado Pols)

Michael "Heck've-A-Job" Brownie took to the airwaves Monday to slam Sen. Michael Bennet for promoting the immigration bill that Congress is currently considering.

On his KHOW show, Brown called the bill a "bologna bill" and said he's "so tired of the BS" from Bennet and others, like Bennet's statement in an email, quoted by Brownie, that the bill is "our best chance in a generation to fix our broken immigration system."

Bennet "doesn't give a rat's ass about immigration," Brown said, adding that the bill does "nothing to secure the borders" and "Boston ought to be telling them to secure the borders first, and do everything else later."

Brownie overlooks the fact that, guess what, the bill stipulates that no one goes down the pathway to citizenship until the border is demonstrably secured, as Sen. Marco Rubio tried to explain to Brownie in an interview with Brownie Thursday.

Rubio told Brownie that the bill "creates a program whereby if the [Department of Homeland Security] doesn’t achieve 90% apprehension rate..then control goes to border state governors to finish the job."

"I guess it's my experience within the Department of Homeland Security," Brownie said on air Monday, "I simply do not trust the system to work."

Great. He doesn't trust the system to work. So what's his alternative?

"I don't have all the answers," he said Monday. "…it's going to take some sort of radical action."

OK. So when the Brownies of the world come up with their solution, even if it's some sort of radical action, they should tell us about it. Meanwhile, we can assume they favor doing nothing.