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January 23, 2025 02:54 PM UTC

Behold This Breathless Pearl-Clutching Bravery!

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  • by: Colorado Pols

The 2025 state legislative session has been underway for more than two weeks now, but Republicans still seem interested only in talking about stuff that happened in 2024.

“Boxwine” Brandi Bradley

We noted on opening day (Jan. 8) that six of the 22 Republicans in the House of Representatives voted against certifying the results of the 2024 election. State Reps. Scott “There is No” Bottoms; Ken “Dildo” DeGraaf; Stephanie Luck; Ron Weinberg; “Boxwine” Brandi Bradley; and Larry Suckla all opposed certifying the 2024 election results based on concerns — which have been investigated and dismissed — that someone, somewhere, might have been able to change a vote because of a partial leak of passwords.

Marshall Zelinger of 9News tried to make sense of the contradictions in a story that evening, asking House Minority Leader Rose Pugliese how her caucus could be both proud of winning three seats in 2024 but then object to the process that allowed them to win these seats. Pugliese’s response, needless to say, made little sense.

Fast forward to today, and Republicans are still going on and on about this conspiracy theory nonsense. Secretary of State Jena Griswold testified before the Joint State, Veterans, & Military Affairs Committee, where Republicans such as Rep. Bottoms were apoplectic about the fact that nobody is taking their contradictory nonsense seriously. “Boxwine” Brandy even posted a clip of Bottoms’s familiar inanity:

Bradley followed up that post by pounding her own chest over her incredible bravery in voting “NO” on certifying the election results…but taking her seat in the state legislature regardless:

 

Here’s the thing: If you truly believe that the election was fraudulent — then the only true protest would be to refuse to accept your own victory in said election and decline to be seated as an elected representative. Casting a completely meaningless “NO” vote, when you know damn well that everybody else will certify the election results, serves no practical purpose whatsoever.

It’s just another familiar page from the same old performative obstructionist playbook that is the reason Colorado Democrats hold a trifecta in state government.

If you want to be taken seriously…then try acting like serious people instead of patting yourselves on the back merely for figuring out which end of the pencil is the writing part.

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3 thoughts on “Behold This Breathless Pearl-Clutching Bravery!

  1. This stuck out to me “…how her caucus could be both proud of winning three seats in 2024 but then object to the process that allowed them to win these seats.” I know that you take wins when you can but feeling “proud” is doing a lot of lifting here. The seats they gained were in districts somewhat favorable to the GOP and those wins were by insanely thin margins. Plus this election saw relatively lower turnout (especially among Dems) and a national red wave. It was due to mostly external factors the COGOP had little to do with yet even that was modest and very narrow. If the COGOP intends to be serious, they should be thoughtful about that and you know… try to figure out how to naturally win elections rather than rely on Hail Marys. Because it seems like they don’t plan to change and just rely on this tactic as justification enough to raise the victory flag. But this is illusionary and cannot last. This advice means nothing as is, maybe I should be a “political consultant” and charge lucrative fees for my cold takes instead. 

  2. These Republicans appear confused about the basic American Constitutional standard of "innocent until proven guilty." 

    As best as I can tell, for 2021-2024, the only guilty pleas or verdicts in Colorado voting have been

    • those linked to the Mesa County County Clerk's office:  Tina Peters, Sandra Brown, & Belinda Knisely. 
    • Barry Morphew, a Colorado man charged with murdering his wife (although those charges were later dropped), forged her mail-in ballot with a vote for former U.S. President Donald Trump (he pleaded guilty), and
    • The only other Colorado connection to a voting charge was Jenna Ellis pleading guilty in Georgia to election interference.

     

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