August 13, 2024 11:50 AM UTC

Don't Post This Secret Boebert Fundraiser To Facebook, Says Facebook Post

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• by: Colorado Pols

Sometimes, to paraphrase the old saying, the content writes itself–like this announcement for a “garden party pot luck meet and greet” event for Rep. Lauren Boebert coming up early next month at the no-doubt lovely home of Evelyn Zur at Parker’s swank Pinery Country Club:

It looks to us like this could be a photo of a printed flyer, either that or the 1980s dot matrix printer look is deliberate–it’s tough to know these days when seemingly anything goes designwise. But we’re inclined to think it’s a printed flyer that was never meant to be photographed and distributed via social media, because…well, those are the instructions on the flyer:

Imagine going through all the effort of setting up an event that presumably only Pinery residents were supposed to find out about “quietly,” making a flyer that literally says NO FACEBOOK, NO TWITTER, NO SOCIAL MEDIA…and then taking a photo of the flyer and posting it to social media.

To put it as charitably as we can, you don’t get to host the secret fundraiser next time.