October 17, 2023 02:54 PM UTC

Well, They All Have a 'W' in Common

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• by: Colorado Pols

Because sometimes you really DON’T need anything else but the artist formerly known as Twitter…

We have so many questions for Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-ifle)…

♦ To whom did you submit legislation? There’s literally nobody in charge right now.

♦ How are the “UN Women” impacting water supply on the Western Slope of Colorado?

♦ Are there women in Hamas? Because far as we can tell, the “UN Women” are pretty much focused on helping all women everywhere. Also, what about the water thing?

♦ We hate to harp on this one, but, seriously, where are you submitting this legislation? Is there like a wire basket somewhere that is labeled, “Things to do when we get a Speaker of the House”?

♦ Is it possible that someone played a prank, and you just dropped some poor intern’s work into a fancy trashcan?

♦ Just, you know, in general: What in the hell are you talking about?