CO-04 (Special Election)
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(R) Greg Lopez
(R) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Joe Biden*
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%↓
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
90%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
90%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
(R) Ron Hanks
40%
30%
20%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(R) Deborah Flora
(R) J. Sonnenberg
30%↑
15%↑
10%↓
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Dave Williams
(R) Jeff Crank
50%↓
50%↑
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
90%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) Brittany Pettersen
85%↑
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
(R) Janak Joshi
60%↑
35%↓
30%↑
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
March 21, 2023 08:07 AM UTC
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Before you start sharing the details of your wet dreams and orgasms about Trump being arrested, I wanted to share a helpful hint/experience.
As we hurtle through time toward our extinction date, it's good to be in the best health possible. Suppose you are looking at knee replacement. Search for a Dr. who uses the Stryker Mako Robot. I had a knee replacement 3 weeks ago and could not be more pleased. My pain level was never more than a 4. This new process is such an improvement over the brutal cut the joint out and give the bone to the dog process.
It is important that this group of PoleCats have the best physical care available so you are around to live through the misery you have created for our country!
Have a happy Trump derangement day.
Huh. I'm happy for your knee replacement success, and your seeking out the Stryker Mako Robot notwithstanding Pat Stryker's longstanding commitment to liberal causes in Colorado. Good luck with the recovery.
As for "Trump derangement day," there's a lot of us who are just waiting for this to play out as it will. If an indictment comes, then the process goes forward, with Trump enjoying the full panoply of constitutional rights of the accused, as it should be. I want to read the indictment itself to see the allegations, probable cause, and alleged crimes. But I spend very little time actually thinking about this. I have actual cases with actual clients to deal with. You'd be surprised how little of my day, and I suspect most days of many of us on the left, are spent thinking about trump. Lifelong grifters aren't that interesting.
I'm guessing that the money for Roger's new knee which went to Pat Stryker's company came from Roger's socialized medicine a/k/a Medicare.
The Circle of Life is complete.
TDS = Trump's Deranged Supporters.
I supposed "Day" can substitute for "Supporters."
Good luck with your rehab. If you've been given PT exercises to do, "get religion" and do them, which will help your recovery. I had my right knee done the "old fashioned way" in Nov., 2021. I had nearly full mobility in the knee within a month, from doing PT both at the PT office and at home, and then walking.
Thanks. So very happy to hear your good news and that you’re still able to crawl and grovel on your knees before your pasty fascist demigods. Keeps your bucket list and all your dreams intact.
The guy who posted AI images of presidents with mullets on Twitter just did another run. This time, presidents as comic book villains. Sharing a link to the one of TFG, who sort of has Dark Brandon eyes. Sorry Pear, even using the worst of my wildest dark fantasies I couldn't inflict the type of misery upon this fine nation that FDFQ did.
https://twitter.com/hamcarless/status/1638128499692036096