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February 03, 2023 01:48 PM UTC
19 Comments
The beats be like balloons they go everywhere
Maybe BoBo can activate the Gilead Air Force?
Balloon, you say?
Looks dangerous to me.
I bet Xi stayed up all night for this entertainment. The satallite images are probably more reliable but this has got to be fun!
where are those space lazers? huh? come ya magat morons…where are they?
And that balloon wouldn't be drifting over the US if Trump was president because?
He would have flown up, and with one mighty SuperBreath blown that commie balloon to the dark side of the moon?
Duh!
Look Bobis*. My, what huge hands he has!
(* rhymes with Lois)
Or, maybe he would have had made a deal with his SuperFriend Jezus to blast it to smithereens with his armies of angels and their immaculate AR-15s?
Lot’s of options, really. I suppose.
Hah! If Trump knew that the Chinese had an intelligence balloon over the US, he would have called Xi and had the sought after information shipped from his personal stash in the basement.
According to Richard Stengel, former Under Secretary of State, on the ol' blue bird platform:
The admitted number is up to three balloons. If China sent at least that many you have to wonder what else the guy let parade across the U.S.?
THAT ^^^^
I am willing to bet that boebert couldn't find the US on a marked map of North America…
Is anyone surprised at the MAGAt reaction? Trump himself said he knew more about the military and war than the Joint Chiefs.
So, is it any wonder some loud-mouthed sophomore congressman comes on talk TV and says the president should have over-ridden the advice of our Air Force. Morons like that guy, whoever he was, did not get to be on Meet the Press in years past. Thanks to Kevin McCarthy, the fool is now a committee chairman.
And while I am at it, the House Judiciary Committee of the U.S. Congress is now COMPLETELY irrelevant.
Justice or Judiciary Committee? Which House of Congress?
Regarding the balloon, the most intelligent comment appeared in a thread on Yahoo! News today: "if it was a spy device, the balloon would have found no more than what a Chinese spy satellite would find."
Fixed it, thanks.
Well, it did find out all the biggest idiot assclowns in the Republican Party.
(Maybe the Chinese don’t get FOX news and Twitter?)
I mean really, if we re-elect Trump and he is in jail would it be any different than when he was president? He opened the doors of US defense to all our enemies while separating babies from their parents at the southern border,….. many of which have never been reunited. If you think Trump is the answer why not move to Hungary. "Well I asked Putin and he said he did not interfere in our election and I believe him……signed….Ficktard USA Nazi asshole.