(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(D) Julie Gonzales
(R) Janak Joshi
80%
40%
20%
(D) Jena Griswold
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Hetal Doshi
50%
40%↓
30%
(D) Jeff Bridges
(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
50%↑
40%↓
30%
(D) Diana DeGette*
(D) Wanda James
(D) Milat Kiros
80%
20%
10%↓
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Alex Kelloff
(R) H. Scheppelman
60%↓
40%↓
30%↑
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) E. Laubacher
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
30%↑
20%
(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Jessica Killin
55%↓
45%↑
(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Shannon Bird
(D) Manny Rutinel
45%↓
30%
30%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
As released yesterday by the conservative website Campfire Colorado, who we’re pretty sure thought they were helping GOP candidate for governor Heidi Ganahl:
So no, not helping, but definitely granting some comic relief to the end of one of the worst campaigns in Colorado political history! These mashups are very popular with the MAGA crowd, though it’s usually superheroes or other figures who make the subject of the parody (usually Donald Trump) look good. As heart-warming as the story of Forrest Gump may have been, we don’t know anybody who would want Forrest Gump to be governor.
For Heidi Ganahl, the end is near. But until then, there’s time enough for things to get even weirder.
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