At Least He’s Not Your Keynote Speaker…Oops!



Advil–works in a pinch!

Save the date, Larimer County Republicans:

2012 Lincoln Day Dinner

Wyoming resident, American business success story and great Republican Foster Friess is going to be our Lincoln Day Dinner speaker April 6, Hilton Hotel Fort Collins.  Former CU Regent Tom Lucero will be Master of Ceremonies; we need silent auction items; please contact Devon Lentz if you have questions: devonlentz@larimergop.org.

That’s right, folks, in the proud tradition of Herman Cain’s keynote speech for Denver Republicans’ Lincoln Day Dinner last year, Foster Friess of “put an aspirin between your knees for birth control” infamy will fire up the Larimer County Republicans in early April. After public opinion tragically robbed the Larimer County GOP of their cathartic date with Scott Gessler in the dunk tank, this seems like a wonderful consolation prize for them.

Perhaps not for “the gals,” whose enjoyment may vary.

18 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. JeffcoBlue says:

    Is this means Mr. Friess has only ever heard of missionary position.

    I believe Mrs. Friess is the true victim.

    • Alexei says:

      “My wife constantly tells me I need new material–she understood the joke but didn’t like it anyway–so I will keep that old one in the past where it belongs.”  Part of Friess’s apology statement

      He should listen to his wife more!

  2. Diogenesdemar says:

    it’s ASPIRIN . . .

    Advil has never received certification from the medical scientists at the GOP for the prevention of pregnancy.  

  3. DavidThi808 says:

    I’m going to donate a bottle of Aspirin.

  4. Fidel's dirt nap says:

    that kind of aspirin is much more useful.

  5. ArapaGOP says:

    Santorum will be a distant memory by April.

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