Advil–works in a pinch!
Save the date, Larimer County Republicans:
2012 Lincoln Day Dinner
Wyoming resident, American business success story and great Republican Foster Friess is going to be our Lincoln Day Dinner speaker April 6, Hilton Hotel Fort Collins. Former CU Regent Tom Lucero will be Master of Ceremonies; we need silent auction items; please contact Devon Lentz if you have questions: email@example.com.
That’s right, folks, in the proud tradition of Herman Cain’s keynote speech for Denver Republicans’ Lincoln Day Dinner last year, Foster Friess of “put an aspirin between your knees for birth control” infamy will fire up the Larimer County Republicans in early April. After public opinion tragically robbed the Larimer County GOP of their cathartic date with Scott Gessler in the dunk tank, this seems like a wonderful consolation prize for them.
Perhaps not for “the gals,” whose enjoyment may vary.