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February 23, 2012 10:58 PM UTC

At Least He's Not Your Keynote Speaker...Oops!

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  • by: Colorado Pols


Advil–works in a pinch!

Save the date, Larimer County Republicans:

2012 Lincoln Day Dinner

Wyoming resident, American business success story and great Republican Foster Friess is going to be our Lincoln Day Dinner speaker April 6, Hilton Hotel Fort Collins.  Former CU Regent Tom Lucero will be Master of Ceremonies; we need silent auction items; please contact Devon Lentz if you have questions: devonlentz@larimergop.org.

That’s right, folks, in the proud tradition of Herman Cain’s keynote speech for Denver Republicans’ Lincoln Day Dinner last year, Foster Friess of “put an aspirin between your knees for birth control” infamy will fire up the Larimer County Republicans in early April. After public opinion tragically robbed the Larimer County GOP of their cathartic date with Scott Gessler in the dunk tank, this seems like a wonderful consolation prize for them.

Perhaps not for “the gals,” whose enjoyment may vary.

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18 thoughts on “At Least He’s Not Your Keynote Speaker…Oops!

    1. “My wife constantly tells me I need new material–she understood the joke but didn’t like it anyway–so I will keep that old one in the past where it belongs.”  Part of Friess’s apology statement

      He should listen to his wife more!

    1. for criminally goofy and seriously bent presidential hopefuls will be distant memories before Thanksgiving. And it’s last call for all of them. None of them will ever get near a run again. You’ll have to come up with a whole new clown car full in 2016.

    2. pull this thing out, but “distant memory by April”?

      I’ll remember your “distant memory by April” comment when RMoney is desperately seeking an endorsement from Santorum (R-Ickey) and begs him to take it up the ass, one more time,”for the team.”

        1. Thank god there’s still some remnants of this county’s social safety net.   Don’t despair, Libby knows a convenience store that takes food stamps.  

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