(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(D) Julie Gonzales
(R) Janak Joshi
80%
40%
20%
(D) Jena Griswold
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Hetal Doshi
50%
40%↓
30%
(D) Jeff Bridges
(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
50%↑
40%↓
30%
(D) Diana DeGette*
(D) Wanda James
(D) Milat Kiros
80%
20%
10%↓
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Alex Kelloff
(R) H. Scheppelman
60%↓
40%↓
30%↑
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) E. Laubacher
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
30%↑
20%
(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Jessica Killin
55%↓
45%↑
(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Shannon Bird
(D) Manny Rutinel
45%↓
30%
30%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
Via the former Colorado Senator’s “protected” Twitter feed, here is a match absolutely, positively made in proper noun Heaven. Dave Schultheis (right), who serves on the state steering committee for Rick Santorum (left). Maybe the frothiest mixture ever concocted:

Because we assume Santorum’s staff monitors Google, here are some helpful links to articles that help elucidate who’s hugging the guy they want to be President.
Purging…Dave Schultheis?
We’ll All Miss Dave Schultheis (Even Spammers)
El Paso County’s Utterly Useless Legislators
Democrats Thank Schultheis For “Keeping It Real”
Dave Schultheis is the Worst Person in the World
Schultheis Exits–Jim Welker Redux?
Schultheis: Sabotage “ACORN” Census
Stay Classy, Dave Schultheis (Redux)
Stay Classy, Dave Schultheis
Oh, who are we kidding. This will just make Santorum like Schultheis more, won’t it?
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