U.S. Senate
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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
Governor
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(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Michael Bennet
50%
50%
50%
Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Jena Griswold
(D) Brian Mason
60%↑
30%↑
20%↓
Sec. of State
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(D) A. Gonzalez
(D) George Stern
(R) Sheri Davis
50%↑
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%↑
30%
20%↓
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
45%↓
40%↑
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
January 04, 2012 08:29 PM UTC
26 Comments
The perfect risk free way to make predictions.
He’s learned from past mistakes…
I would like to add that God has also told me who is going to win in November but I’m not allowed to reveal that to anyone until the day after the election.
(just kidding)
Oh, oops. Are you about to smite me now?
Would that be smitten?
Brings a whole new meaning to having a crush on someone!
nearly 40 years ago? Pat and God both have lots more overheard, . . . even God can’t get for cable for free what with all the competition from infomercials and the NASCAR and outdoor channels and such. . .
I’m thinking send Pat at least $500, even if you don’t get let in on all the heavenly secrets, at least you’ll probably get a prayer cloth, or a 2012 diet and exercise plan, or something equly as useful.
Hopefully the next voice he hears tells him to drop trow and swing his dick around during the middle of his comedy hour show.
Don’t you think God would reveal that information to the candidates who are going to lose so that they could get on with their lives?
And of all the for real ministers in the United States, why would God pick Robertson? I mean for Heaven’s sake, why not Rev. Jesse Jackson?
Reverend Sharpton?
I am sure Ted found god several times during his “massage”.
after the caucus, primary, general election, what have you, and we all vote for who we secretly knew would win? No cheating, now.
God tells him, and he only “thinks” he knows? Good grief.
But I would be more inclined to believe it if God told him who the next president would be if he was leg pressing 1000 lbs. at the time (Robertson that is, not God. But then again, why couldn’t God leg press 1000 lbs.? After all, He is God).
for either a Perry or a Bachmann win . . . it seems equally apparent that even the Almighty doesn’t have enough to pull off that kind of miracle?
and Sinead is rethinking her divorce
fucking sad.
n/t
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Jesus Jones
Jesus Built my Hot Rod
The Jesus Lizard
Black Screams of Jesus
etc. etc., once again I am a day late and a dollar short : )
a band named Pat Robertsons’ Asshole might be good.
By a band called the Crucifux. I was scared to buy it.