President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Kamala Harris
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) V. Archuleta
98%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Marshall Dawson
95%
5%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
50%
50%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank
(D) River Gassen
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) John Fabbricatore
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen
(R) Sergei Matveyuk
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
70%↑
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
May 20, 2011 04:33 PM UTC
17 Comments
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Not too late to switch.
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I stole a cupcake.
I was wondering… poor Romer’s blood sugar is all low now.
Certainly a man with all his plans keeps a secret stash somewhere.
Well after tomorrow, it’s going to look a lot like it does right now.
But I feel fine.
/obligatory
The huckster behind the current end-of-the-world snake oil has a Colorado connection. Harold Camping was born in Boulder. Thus, any and all discussion of this non-event is appropriate for COPols.
But the real time and date we in Colorado should pay attention to is
3am Saturday 21 May 2011
Thus, (and emphasizing the awkward syntax) we will know at around the 3 a.m. local (Mountain Daylight) time hour whether any of our friends in Japan have been raptured. Hell, if the great earthquakes start in New Zealand, rather than Japan, we’ll have a head’s up about the end of the world “at around” midnight Friday. Time Zone Map
That’s plenty of time to make peace with one’s maker (or purchase a peacemaker?), ask for forgiveness, make a few promises, quaff a few fine brews, catch a U2 concert, maybe even settle a few scores, before the rapture comes to a theater (of the absurd) near you.
…I’m looting some SWEET home decor. What do you want to bet at least one of them has a lifesize crucifixion statue?
onward to C Springs !
But if he does, road triiiiip!
I’d like to start a planned parenthood in the Focus on the family complex. I’m pretty sure it’ll be empty.
Excuse me while I retch — and just before lunch, too.
What happens to all the cars on Will Perkins’ lot?
Boulder will lose more residents to the rapture than CO Springs, and San Francisco will lose more than the entire South.
And, dear God, please don’t forget John Andrews . . .
A majority of the Supremes and House (both Houses). Although it will be tough to rebuild a quorum, it can be done with special elections. I am sure Biden can appoint some really good Progressive Justices.
Locally, there will be no end to piles of clothes (at least if those who know and shove their version of religiosity on all who don’t give a damn go the way they expect). I would say burn it all however all the polyester, cotton and wool blends will foul the air.
I will enjoy a decent bottle of beer or perhaps a good (very good) wine, or perhaps a double Stranahan’s Colorado Whiskey shot. I plan on watching Logan’s Run at the appointed hour.