“A fool can throw a stone in a pond that 100 wise men can not get out.”
–Saul Bellow
(D) Jared Polis*
(R) Heidi Ganahl
(R) Kevin Priola
(R) Greg Lopez
70%
20%↑
10%
10%
(D) Jena Griswold*
(R) Rose Pugliese
(R) Merlin Klotz
(60%)
(20%)
(20%)
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Kerry Donovan
(R) Tim Foster
(D) Sol Sandoval
60%↓
40%↑
20%↑
20%
“A fool can throw a stone in a pond that 100 wise men can not get out.”
–Saul Bellow
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An oldie but goodie – Jared going into space.
Best be cautious out there today. Seems to be a distinct lack of tolerance for April Fooling.
Today is National Atheist Day
I don't believe it
As an agnostic, I doubt that.
An atheist, an agnostic, and a Catholic walk into a bar. A good time was had by all because we’re not judgemental assholes!
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit.
Atheism: No shit.
Jehova's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
On Opening Day, let's add Dante Bichette to the list (unfortunately probably best suited as a designated hitter)
Unitarian Universalism: Shit flows down many valid paths.
Paganism: Shit with intention, and in various genders.
Also Paganism: Pagans shit in the woods.
Who knew that God had a fleet of tugboats?!?
Franklin Graham Credits God For Freeing Suez Ship
Clearly God made this happen – here's why.
Who doesn’t secretly worship Apollo and Artemis (or some of the other solar/lunar deities)? . . .
https://www.wral.com/how-the-sun-earth-and-moon-aligned-to-help-unblock-the-suez-canal/19603595/