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(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Michael Bennet
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(D) Jena Griswold
(D) Brian Mason
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(D) George Stern
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(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
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CO-01 (Denver)
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CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
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CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
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CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
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CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
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Breaking news…Chinese researchers discover more effective Covid testing in your anus than your nose or mouth. Anal swabs on the way!!
(Worldwide, the news services are having fun with this one!)
Today is Rattlesnake Roundup Day
The proximity of this post and Duke Cox's post reminds me of this German joke:
That is funny. Luckily, I don’t drive much anymore.😉
I don't read German. Can you translate that into Swahili?
What is the difference between a rattlesnake and a " tin snake" (a long line of traffic)?
With a rattlesnake, the asshole is in the rear.
The real answer should be if you don't know, do NOT kiss that snake.
Here ya go, V:
"Don't put your lips on it!" Steve Martin
I’m enjoying watching this GameStop stuff, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple yachts and helicopters.
I’m guessing somewhere in the dark recesses of the SEC someone is seriously considering a ban on outsider trading.
Like the yachts, those losses are likely also tax deductible.
Now seems like a good time to remind someone that a measly 0.1% tax on Wall Street trades would raise $777,000,000,000 over a decade?
Probably not a good week to be working at Melvin Capital ! Absolutely hilarious.
If Ttumpy hadn't already removed Raphael's family jewels and put them on the mantle at Mar-a-Lago, AOC would have them in her possession this morning:
On a lighter note.
I just enjoyed a live, solo, acoustic version of “Jesses’ Girl” by the writer and original artist, Rick Springfield. 40 years it has been since the release of the hit that made his career.
He did a great job. What fun!
40 years! I was in high school when that came out. Thanks for making me feel old today, Duke.
Romania has better skiing than Colorado!
That's awesome. Romania has the largest population of bears in Europe. I noticed nobody bothered to alert the skier so I know it's Romania !
Meh. I've heard it told that Colorado has wolves hunting skiers . . .
. . . bet our Little Red Riding Hoods can beat Romania's Goldilocks?!
I did see a video of a moose chasing a snowboarder in Breck a few years back. Highly entertaining. I think you would have to be Lindsey freaking Vonn to outpace a wolf on skis. I would not want that experience Dio !
Oops.
Something to chew on:
Statement on President Trump Meeting
Palm Beach, FL — House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy issued the following statement today:
“House Republicans and the Trump administration achieved historic results for all Americans. We were able to do this because we listened to and understood the concerns of our fellow citizens that had long been ignored. As a result, House Republicans defied the experts and the media by expanding our growing coalition across the country.
“Today, President Trump committed to helping elect Republicans in the House and Senate in 2022. A Republican majority will listen to our fellow Americans and solve the challenges facing our nation. Democrats, on the other hand, have only put forward an agenda that divides us — such as impeaching a President who is now a private citizen and destroying blue-collar energy jobs. For the sake of our country, the radical Democrat agenda must be stopped.
“A united conservative movement will strengthen the bonds of our citizens and uphold the freedoms our country was founded on.”
To own a musket? Blacks as 3/5's a person? Women unable to vote?
Who better to hatch a master plan to win back the Senate and the House in 2022 than two people who were instrumental in losing the Presidency, the Senate, and the House in 2020 ?