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November 15, 2010 07:09 PM UTC

CO 2010 Election, THE MOVIE

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  • by: IndyNinja

Now accepting cast nominations for the IndyFilms production of “The 2010 Colorado Election”. The film will focus only on the Governor and Senate elections.

Most roles are open, but we are specifically seeking nominations of A and B list celebrities for the following roles:

John Hickenlooper

Dan Maes

Tom Tancredo

Scott McInnis

Bill Ritter

Ken Buck

Michael Bennet

Jane Norton

Andrew Romanoff

Other available roles after the jump

Barack Obama

Ken Salazar Single scene where he passes up the Governor election. Small part, but very important

Joe Gestngpindnapdskntner Republican spoiler for the Gov nomination

Dick Wadhams

Josh Penry

Pat Waak (This is a voice-only role, as she will not actually appear in any of the events of the election, but will be heard over the phone a few times.)

Also willing to hear other proposed characters and nominations for who would play them, so long as they were players in the Governor or Senate races.  No one in the general public cares about any of the others and we gotta sell imaginary tickets to this thing.

Roles already cast include:

John Kennedy (AKA protestinthestreets) will be played by Michael Moore

Sarah Palin will continue to be played by Tina Fey. Apparently she trademarked the imitation.

ColoradoPols and the Denver Paper will be played by the Muppets characters Statler and Waldorf respectively (The old guys that sat in the balcony and insulted everyone else)

The bloggers of Colorado will be played by a Greek style Chorus. But none of them will be given a script before filming.

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12 thoughts on “CO 2010 Election, THE MOVIE

  1. Neal Patrick Harris was nominated for the role of Andrew Romanoff. Unless anyone has a challenger to propose, I think NPH will probably get that part.  

    1. Cross between Dodge Ball and Meet the Parents.  Not quite good looking, kind of funny, not really sure what he’s doing (even though he should).  Some elevator shoes and a weight loss plan would make it fit.

      Allan Stewart Konigsberg for Bennet.  Only not funny.  At all.  Ever.  Otherwise it’s perfect.

  2. Dems:

    William H. Macy = Hick

    Philip Seymour Hoffman (clean-shaven) = Bennet

    Neil Patrick Harris = Romanoff (a previous suggestion of mine)

    Repubs:

    Tony Shalhoub = Tancredo (just because it would piss Tanc off to be portrayed by a guy of Arabic descent)

    Joe Pantoliano = Wadhams (because I know of no actor who’s better at being a creepy degenerate)

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