October 12, 2010 10:55 PM UTC

Diaries of a Rubber Stamp #7

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• by: bjwilson83

For a long time now, Rubberstamp Man has been frustrated that he can’t get any answers out of Michael Bennet. Where did he go? Why is he running away from his rubber stamp record? Will he ever rubber stamp another bill again?

Today, RS Man unearthed some shocking videos hidden in Michael Bennet’s attic. (Bennet, of course, was nowhere to be found. Good thing RS Man held on to that spare key.) It appears that Mr. Bennet is actually a professor who produced a series of training videos on how to avoid tough questions. In the videos, Bennet demonstrates several useful techniques, including methods such as “the cliched non-answer”, “the walk away”, and “the mumble”. Here they are for your viewing pleasure, most recent gaffes ahem “training videos” first.

The Mumble:

The Walk Away:

The Cliched Non-Answer: