We’ve been notified by our hosting provider that our dedicated server will be moving from one Denver-area location to another this morning around 10:00AM. This will result in a couple of hours of unavoidable downtime, which we apologize for in advance.
We just wanted to let you know, lest someone mistake it for the Russians or the world ending. This is also not an April Fool’s joke. Outages are not funny.
I'm still going to blame the Russians.
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The server will actually wind up in the Ukraine … or with a company that is run by a rich Ukrainian …. or maybe he's not Ukrainian, but he visits there sometimes. …
As I scanned the headlines, I say, “Brief Outrage Coming Today” and i thought we were going to have us a Two Minutes Hate. But then I realized this is not Fox, and I reread the headline, and discovered my error.
Brief Outrage isn't until next week.
I can’t wait that long — I am, right now, already just about completely out of WTFs — my entire supply is almost exhausted!