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(D) Phil Weiser
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Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Jena Griswold
(D) David Seligman
40%
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(D) J. Danielson
(R) Sheri Davis
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(D) Brianna Titone
(D) Jeff Bridges
(R) Kevin Grantham
40%
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CO-01 (Denver)
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90%
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CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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90%
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CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Trisha Calvarese
(D) Eileen Laubacher
90%
20%
20%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
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80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
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90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Shannon Bird
45%↓
40%
30%
State Senate Majority
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REPUBLICANS
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State House Majority
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April 01, 2020 08:34 AM UTC
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I'm still going to blame the Russians.
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The server will actually wind up in the Ukraine … or with a company that is run by a rich Ukrainian …. or maybe he's not Ukrainian, but he visits there sometimes. …
As I scanned the headlines, I say, “Brief Outrage Coming Today” and i thought we were going to have us a Two Minutes Hate. But then I realized this is not Fox, and I reread the headline, and discovered my error.
Brief Outrage isn't until next week.
I can’t wait that long — I am, right now, already just about completely out of WTFs — my entire supply is almost exhausted!