August 03, 2010 11:42 PM UTC

Wikileaks Comes to Colorado

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• by: JO

Exclusive! PACman’s journal leaked!. Excerpts follow (some details excised to protect the guilty):

July xx: Driving to make another commercial! Third one this month. Whew. Where in hell did all these Romanoff yard signs come from? Everywhere I look.. Andrew Romanoff, Andrew Romanoff. Where the hell are the Bennet signs???? Haven’t see one yet and we’re almost at the studio. Gotta call Craig.

July yy: Why’d I ever listen to that preacher? “If you can’t say something nice about someone, don’t say anything.” Yeah, right. Didn’t people get what we meant when we talked about how great my family was? Didn’t anyone understand what Shaffer meant at the Boulder assembly, saying the one thing that distinguished me from Romanoff was my family? Damn, when I got into this, I understood running for the Senate was a Sunday School picnic. Now this.

July zz: Damn bankers. How could we be broke??? Where did all that lobbyist money go??? Now I’ve got to spend my own dough. Hey, maybe that’s a new campaign song: ‘Gone through the dough, doggone dough all gone, feelin’ lonesome on the prairie.’ Oh, never mind; never was very good at singin’. Any idea how many containers of popcorn 300k would buy? Gotta get Craig on the phone as soon as the check clears.

August aa: What do these suckers know about finance and buying debt instead of equity, anyway? Did they think Phil was in it so he could go to a movie any time he wanted??? Naturally he took his money out and then some, and naturally he gave me a share. Who’d ever think that would come up again all these years later? Still, the dough came in handy.

August bb: Schmucko is ahead??? I thought we were ahead by 17 and running away. Hell, BennetPols had written him off, which made me feel a whole lot better. I refuse to believe that the heavy posters don’t know everything, as they say they do. Damn. Wish I could be raiding companies again. Gotta get Phil on the phone next week, the second this is over. Second thought, I still have his number in my cell. … Hello? Phil? Little Mikey Boy here. How’re you doin’? Are you busy next Wednesday?