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January 22, 2010 04:20 AM UTC

Reverend Billy from the Church of Stop Shopping TONIGHT!

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  • by: sufimarie

My good friend and community organizer Jason Bosch of Argusfest has a special testament from Reverend Billy of the Church of Stop Shopping TONIGHT!!! at The Mercury Café at 2199 California st at 8:30 this evening. Reverend Billy is a holy man with timely warning, which shall bless those who choose to open their eyes to it. If only the righteous American people would follow the divine word to Stop Shopping, we could be saved from the wrath of the Demon Box Chain Stores. This is a message from a minister that will inspire you and show you the Light of the Way that is sustainability. Join the righteous chosen people in our consumerist rebellion– much in the way Jesus was a rebel.

Halleluiah! Come sinners, saviors, savers and usurers and join in the chorus to Stop Shopping! Praise Him!

Also at 7:00 at The Merc, a happy film about the small arms trade entitled Devil’s Bargain: Journey Into The Small Arms Trade is at 7:00 at 2199 California as well.

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9 thoughts on “Reverend Billy from the Church of Stop Shopping TONIGHT!

    1. It makes me want to know what it means, but it also suggests that it doesn’t care whether I know or not, which intimidates me slightly, and therefore makes me want to know even more. It’s a crazy powerful signature.

      P.S. I thought you were going to use my quote as a signature. 🙂

        1. Kind of defeats the purpose of asking you not to use it with attribution, but I guess nobody’s reading this thread anyway (and hopefully my subject will dissuade curiosity seekers), but as I recall it was something like, “Oh look, I’m a man talking to a woman, so I have to tell you all the awesome things I’ve done, and if I ever finish I’ll let you have a turn.”

          1. Come on, sxp, you put in a subject line like this

            No, fucker, the quadratic formula says

            and everybody and their dog-walker is going to check it out!

            As soon as I saw it, I asked myself

            “How in hell’s blazes does the quadratic equation fit in to the Rev. Billy thread?” and:

            “What was said that could get anyone this upset over second degree polynomials?” and:

            “I wonder whether it was a coefficient, or the constant, that was misused?” and, finally:

            “I wonder if there is a graph included in the post?”

            😉

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