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(D) Joe Neguse
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(D) George Stern
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(D) Jerry DiTullio
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(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
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November 26, 2009 11:51 PM UTC
15 Comments
Free toilet paper!
no one is above the joys of being the object of adolescent pranks!
My favorite was the class prank at my high school by the graduating class one year ahead of me: They put a fully intact Mustang inside a completely enclosed courtyard. The only ways they could have done it, without a very large crane (that presumably would have drawn attention), are with a system of ramps that, if you examined the spaces involved, seems impossible, or to have disassembled it, brought the parts in, and reassembled it on the spot. I don’t recall if anyone tried to start it or not….
Happy Thanksgiving for all of you… 😉
Did they use regular low cost ass wipe or the union made double-sided stuff?
poses an interesting challenge: If you flip it over, there’s nothing there. Kinda like Libby.
The second part of the plan is to encourage more to TP, causing a shortage. Then many Americans will be very uncomfortable, it’ll be our ultimate undoing. Really brilliant in its simplicity.
Doesn’t the State Patrol provide security for the mansion? If so, perhaps a couple of troopers with a keen sense of humor and perhaps former TP’ers themselves, let it happen.
Second, did the TP’ers manage the ultimate finishing touch to the job: a bow on the front door?
The article even features a picture of one security camera, but no mention of what, if anything, was captured.
I can’t imagine pressing charges for this kind of thing, so my care-o-meter is at about zero. But I am a little curious.
illegal immigrants! Did one of the three xenophobic amigos (Peter Boyles, Dave Schulthies, and Tom Tancredo) call INS yet?