October 27, 2017 11:12 AM UTC

What Would Cory Gardner's "Upside Down" Look Like?

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• by: Colorado Pols

With a good chance of at least some readers dropping out of society for the next few days to binge-watch the long-awaited new season of Stranger Things on Netflix, even Sen. Cory Gardner is getting into the zeitgeist:

Hearing reports of a possible #UpsideDownWorld portal back this week. Not sure if it's true, but @Stranger_Things have happened.

— Cory Gardner (@SenCoryGardner) October 27, 2017

And this got us to thinking–what would Cory Gardner’s “Upside Down world” look like?

Would he be made of cardboard?
Would Trumpcare have passed?
Would he really lose his health insurance?
Would there be a federal Personhood bill?

Help us think this through, readers, since Sen. Gardner obviously didn’t.