January 04, 2012 08:29 PM UTC

Robertson: God Has Revealed Next President To Me (But Not You)

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• by: Colorado Pols

Conservative Newsmax.com reports:

Pat Robertson says God has told him who the next president will be – but it’s a secret.

The televangelist revealed on Tuesday that he had spent the nearly a week in prayer, asking God to “show me something.”

“I think He showed me the next president, but I’m not supposed to talk about that,” Robertson explained. “So I’ll leave you in the dark – probably just as well – I think I’ll know who it will be.”

Raw Story:

“Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country which is at odds with the majority, expect chaos and paralysis,” God reportedly said…

We actually thought that was the House, but we’re surer than hell heck not going to argue with God.