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Apologies in advance.
'Twas the week before Christmas
and all through the House
Not a person was stirring,
not even Neguse
The Articles were laid
on the dais with care
In hopes that Pelosi
soon would be there
Representatives nestled
all snug in their beds
While visions of poll results
danced in their heads
And Cory in his kerchief
and Mitch in his cap
Had just settled in
to the President's lap
When from my poor Twitter feed
there arose such a clatter
I ran to my phone
to see what was the matter
When what from my screen
there came stupid zingers
From a bilious orange child-man
with ten tiny fingers
"I AM UNFAIRLY ACCUSED
BY THE DO-NOTHING DEMS!
"GO READ THE TRANSCRIPTS!
IT'S NOT ME, IT'S THEM!!!1!!"
But as I put down
my hell-possessed phone
I saw on my CSPAN
I was not alone
To the House floor they came
with a dignified bearing
Two-hundred-plus Members
and all, "AYE" cards carrying
And though the debate did change
nobody's mind
Both Articles passed,
IMPEACHED! they did find
But though we leave '19
with Trump still a blight
Merry Christmas to all,
and keep up the good fight!
Trump stinks.
Great God Almighty.
Trump stinks!
And now, he's impeached!
The stink is being combated with a concoction called M Peach Mint.
Give me 67 of those mints, Sir!
"Present"
– I can't make up my mind
– I want to vote, but I fear consequences
– I would vote, but I don't like either choice
– It's the wrong question
– I have no opinion
– I choose not to lead
"Present."
Tulsi Gabbard , 2019
Gabbard was torn on this one. There was blatant abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, but Assad and Putin told her impeachment was a bad idea.
I didn't see any comment from Assad, but Putin gets what Putin wants.
There is speculation that Gabbard may try a 3rd party run for the Presidency. The Greens would never accept her as their nominee – she's too anti-Muslim and pro-dictator. But there may be some groups that would front her candidacy, hoping that she pulls more from Democrats than from Trumpists.
On the bright side, it would be nice to see R&R complain about somebody new for a change.
I don’t know about that Pomposa. Didn’t the Green Party nominate Roseanne Barr back in 2008? They’re not as principled as you might like to think they are.
Profiles in Cowardice, 2019 edition.
#TweetForEverything
Just goes to show, they are masters at projection. "They wanted to impeach Trump since before he was elected". In reality, they wanted to impeach Hillary since before she won 66 million votes, and the popular vote.
Let's remember that Jason Crow was one of the seven "vulnerable" freshman Democrats from swing districts who signed an op-ed calling for Trump's impeachment. Even now, most pundits are recognizing that moment as the inflection point towards impeachment. Also, it's true that these members will be targeted by the GOP in the next election. I just made another contribution to Jason Crow's campaign. Will you join me?
Was there ever any doubt?
Walks: like a duck
Quacks: like a duck
Swims: like a duck
Meet with Putin – must be Ukraine, not a duck. Never a duck. Can't be a duck.
. . . got an orange beak like a duck?