July 10, 2010 08:54 AM UTC

Bennet raises the dead!!!

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• by: NeonNurse

(Equal time day: We had a bit of fun with StrykerK2’s parody of the new Bennet add a few days back.  Now, NeonNurse strikes back with a parody of her own that’s already sparking good commentary as a dairy.   – promoted by Voyageur)

(Untied Press)– Colorado’s Democratic Party remains divided after today’s surprising revelation of US Senator Michael Bennet’s newly discovered ability to bring the dead back to life.

While many of Bennet’s followers claim they approve of the development, his detractors prefer to point out the potential down side, such as the negative effect his power could have on those trying to make their living in the funeral industry.  Some suggest that raising the dead makes a mockery of science, while others say it only proves he is in league with the forces of darkness.

“If he thinks this makes up for him not using his magical powers to force both houses of Congress to enact a single payer health care bill plus give everyone in the country a pony, he’s sadly mistaken,” said one Romanoff supporter who wished to remain anonymous. “Now we KNOW he could have done it if he really wanted to.”

The formerly deceased individual could not be reached for comment.