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August 27, 2008 07:56 AM UTC

Best one-liners from the DNC...

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  • by: Phoenix Rising

( – promoted by DavidThi808)

There were some good zingers thrown out tonight; it seems we’re finally getting into “red meat” territory, and there are bound to be some trial balloon slogans being pushed about.

What are your favorites?

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71 thoughts on “Best one-liners from the DNC…

  1. “Petro-dictators will never own American wind and sunshine!” — Gov. Schweitzer

    “If we drill in all of McCain’s backyards – even the ones he doesn’t know he has…” — Gov. Schweitzer

    “If McCain is the answer, then the question must be ridiculous.”  — Gov. Patterson

    “No way.  No how.  No McCain!”  — Sen. Clinton

      1. Let him win his re-election campaign this year and simmer for a bit.  He’ll be around.

        For this first term, I think Biden is a good pick; the VP is likely to play a very active supporting role helping Obama patch the country back together.  Biden’s got just the right skills for some of the more daunting tasks ahead.

        Schweitzer would have, IMHO, helped during the election to deliver working-class America (and especially the West), but after the election his skills wouldn’t have been as good a fit as Biden’s.  Hopefully we don’t need Schweitzer to bring home the mountain states, and Biden will be in the right spot come Jan. 20.

        1. I saw him for the first time last night and man this guy is a firecracker.  Funny, an engaging, biting wit and down to earth.  It also was good to see a bolo tie up there – hope to see Salazar’s cowboy hat tonight !

          1. I think it was last year.  Very engaging, and definitely has a future in national politics if he wants one.  He has a way of making the GOP’s ludicrous policies stand out to the average guy that is absolutely devastating.

        2. Too new

          Let him win his re-election campaign this year and simmer for a bit.  He’ll be around.

          by: Phoenix Rising @ Tue Aug 26, 2008

          I thought you were talking about Barack Obama.  

          “I’ve never been a governor and I’ve only been a U.S. senator for three and a half years, but I’m ready to be your president for the next four years.”

          Somehow, I don’t think we will be hearing that phrase from Invesco Field tomorrow night.  It rings true, but it just doesn’t fit into “the audacity of hype.”

            1. …were spent in a state with a weak governor.  And after his re-election, he did as little as possible as he geared up for a presidential run.  

                1. voters don’t know that going into the election.  That was true in 2000 and it is true in 2008.  In fact, you could almost spin that into look what a lack of experience got us in 2000.  Should we risk it again in 2008?

                    1. Yes, I am aware he did not get the majority of the popular vote in 2000 (the fourth time that has happened in a U.S. presidential election) but Gore didn’t win the Electoral College, did he?  (Spare me the ridiculous “we wuz robbed in Florida” nonsense!)

                      More importantly, when Bush ran for re-election in 2004, he actually won a majority of the popular votesomething Bill Clinton couldn’t do in either of his elections!  That’s not spinning.  Those are facts.

                    2. Most voters believed in 2000 that it didn’t matter whether the President knew what he was doing, since everything would naturally be just fine. George W. Bush was that guy.

                      The rest of your post is irrelevant, as it seems to ignore the fact that you admitted spinning in the post I was replying to, and just filibusters with a bunch of other factoids.

                      Oh right, you’re a Republican. Filibustering is the thing you’re good at.

                    3. Most voters believed in 2000 that it didn’t matter whether the President knew what he was doing, since everything would naturally be just fine.

                      by: sxp151 @ Thu Aug 28, 2008

                      In fact, if I did buy into that, the results would not speak very well of your candidate.  After all, Al Gore won the popular vote.

                      The rest of your post is irrelevant, as it seems to ignore the fact that you admitted spinning in the post I was replying to, and just filibusters with a bunch of other factoids.

                      by: sxp151 @ Thu Aug 28, 2008

                      Now what I actually wrote was:

                      While that may very well be true,

                      voters don’t know that going into the election.  That was true in 2000 and it is true in 2008.  In fact, you could almost spin that into look what a lack of experience got us in 2000.  Should we risk it again in 2008?

                      by: DrewKerin @ Thu Aug 28, 2008

                      I wasn’t spinning anything.  I merely pointed that your questionable argument could easily be turned against you… twice!

                      First, by using the inexperience question.  Second, by your questioning the judgment of most voters in 2000.

                    1. Therein lies the difference Drew

                      I, the Democrat, am talking about governing.

                      You, the Republican, are talking about winning the election.

                      That speaks volumes.

                      by: Fidel’s dirt nap @ Thu Aug 28, 2008

                      Because you can’t govern, if you can’t win. That’s the nature of politics in an election year… pure and simple.

          1. Lincoln, Dubya…  the list of Presidents with “little” prior experience is not tiny.

            When considering the ticket and the perception of it, though, Obama went with an experienced running mate as a counter to some of those views – much like Dubya did in 2000.  Let’s face it, if Cheney hadn’t been on GHWB’s ticket, he would have lost beyond any shadow of doubt.

            1. Things were a lot different in 1860 than they are now.  The country was much smaller then, communications were much slower, and the Democrats were seriously divided by regional differences.

              Obama offers less political executive, or congressional, experience than any candidate, from either party, in the last 100 years.  That may be a big leap of faith that the majority of voters are not comfortable making.

              Dick Cheney was a Washington “insider” for sure in 2000.  No doubt that is why George W. Bush (not GHWB’s ticket) chose him as his running mate.  But I don’t think Cheney’s presence drew any additional votes.  As I have stated many times before:  Come November, no one votes for vice president.      

                1. So you’re repudiating Lincoln?  How Republican of you.

                  by: Ralphie @ Thu Aug 28, 2008

                  But trying to claim that the circumstances and nature of the presidential campaign of 1860 were even remotely the same to the one in 2008 is truly “comparing apples and oranges.”  I was genuinely surprised to see Al Gore try and do that in his speech tonight.  What’s next?  Is someone going to now claim Lincoln and Obama were both born in a log cabin?  The historic time frames in question are literally — and figuratively — nearly a century and a half apart.        

        1. Must. See. Schweitzer.

          by: Phoenix Rising @ Tue Aug 26, 2008

          Governor Scweitzer was excellent!  You guys should have made him your keynote speaker.  Mark Warner just wasn’t all that inspiring.

      1. On the MSM coverage, the punditocracy was incessantly bloviating about “What Hillary Needs To Do.”  The rest of the convention was just background noise.

        I flipped on the TV, either CNN or MSNBC was on; I don’t remember which.  I heard the crowd going nuts in the background behind the blowhards.  I flipped to CSPAN to see what the excitement was about.  It was Schweitzer.

        Great speech.  See below:

        1. A lot of that good ole black preacher start slowly, ramp up, and get the congregation, er, convention responding.

          Obama does it, no doubt copying Rev. Wright.  I think Hillary did some it last night.

          Other great speakers like FDR use tools like vocabulary and discussion of dreams.  Different stuff, both work.  

        2. you can watch uninterrupted coverage on channel 211. That’s what I’ve been watching because the talking heads on the networks can’t SHUT UP.

          1. I can’t even listen to them anymore. It’s not surprising that the issues are never talked about in this election, considering the media controls the dialouge, and they never do.

            PBS has been fairly good with their analysis, but watching it uninterrupted is so much better.

    1. None of these will stick, imo.

      The four more years lie is working best for the Dems, but that may not wear well.

      Best line for the GOP:

      He’s not ready. Hillary’s right.

      I think we’ll hear some better lines next week.

      1. There’s a reason Obama and the lefty pundits don’t want us to read Obama Nation.

        It’s extremely well documented, as was Unfit for Command, and it shows how Obama left out important facts about his grand parents, parents and his own life, facts that hurt him rather than help him.

        Obama has his own house memory problems. He can’t (or more likely won’t) remember the muslim houses of worship where he studied the Koran. And for such a bright guy, it’s amazing how confused he is about where he lived in Indonesia.

        Amazingly useful book by a guy who doesn’t want Obama to be president.

        Of course, like all autobiographies, Obama’s books are inaccurate and biased, written to sell him to the gullible.

        1. … then you might want to take a course in sourcing and reporting.  Your use of that book – contradicted by military records and first-hand accounts – invalidates anything you might say about “Obama Nation”.

            1. A Ph.D. doesn’t purge you of bias.  First thing you learn if you take a serious history course is that bias taints all material, and it’s your job to start by reading past the bias.  John O’Neill, the primary author of the section of the book dealing with Kerry’s time in Vietnam, was “assigned” to attack Kerry back in 1971 under the Nixon administration; he is hardly a reliable biographer under the circumstances.

              Here’s a refutation of one of O’Neill’s major points in the book, from the Wall Street Journal Op-Ed pages: the personal account of Jim Rassmann.

              Publisher’s Weekly review states:

              The authors’ conservative take on the war is palpable […]  Consequently, this overwrought and repetitive polemic seethes with a resentment that compromises the otherwise eyebrow-raising testimonies. Further, without access to Kerry’s full military and medical records, the authors rely heavily on 35-year-old recollections and recent Kerry biographies by Douglas Brinkley and a Boston Globe reporting team. Those looking for a thorough, unbiased investigation into Kerry’s wartime record would do best to wait for more objective, methodical chroniclers who have access to the relevant documents.

              From an historian’s POV, they review tells me the bias of the book is obvious and interferes with a proper accounting of history, and further that it relies on third-hand accounts and 35-year-old “recollections” of a limited number of people, some of who were not even with Kerry, to reach its conclusions.

              Not a ringing endorsement.

              1. Publisher’s Weekly is a bookseller’s insider service.  It evaluates books based on what they purport to be, with no political bias.  In this case, the book is sold as a biography and history, so the review is written in part to address those points which historians judge most important.  O’Neill and Corsi fail miserably on those points.

  2. No way, no how, no McCain.

    I want you to ask yourselves: Were you in this campaign just for me? Or were you in it for that young Marine and others like him? Were you in it for that mom struggling with cancer while raising her kids? Were you in it for that boy and his mom surviving on the minimum wage? Were you in it for all the people in this country who feel invisible?

    It makes a lot of sense that next week John McCain and George Bush will be together in the Twin Cities, because these days they’re awfully hard to tell apart.

    I’m here tonight as a proud mother, as a proud Democrat, as a proud Senator from the state of New York, as a proud American, and as a proud supporter of Barack Obama.

    I can’t wait to watch Barack Obama sign a health care plan into law that covers every single American.

    Nothing less than the fate of our nation and the future of our children hang in the balance.

    I want you to think about your children and grandchildren come election day. And think about the choices your parents and grandparents made that had such a big impact on your life and on the life of our nation.

    “Were You In This Campaign Just For Me?”

    and the list goes on

        1. She was great, and was the least grating she’s been since she started running.

          Maybe because the pressure’s totally off her and on Obama.

          1. … she’s ditched her horrible advisory staff and was able to “be herself”.  We always complained about Al Gore’s ever-changing suits and moods, blamed on his own campaign staffing.  HRC was no different; we’d just about get to see the “real” Hillary and then some other lady would step out on stage.

            If this Hillary had stepped up earlier and stayed on when Obama entered the race, I don’t think we’d have seen the same results.

            1. If the Reverend Wright stuff had come out before February, she’d have won.  She crushed him after the revelations.  He was able to win because of his early lead he’d built up.

              1. But a primary, or any election, starts at the beginning and ends at the end.

                If Clinton’s people didn’t plan for the whole thing, start to finish, caucuses as well as primaries, little states as well as big states, they screwed up.  And by extension, since she hired them, she did too.

                Woulda, coulda, shoulda.  Getting tired of it.

    1. That line had such an impact on me. I’m not a big Hillary fan, but if I was one of the handful of Hillary supporters with strong bitter feelings, that comment alone would have made me take a long hard look at what I ultimately hoped for in this election.

      1. “With eyes firmly fixed on the future, in the spirit of unity, with the goal of victory, with faith in our party and our country, let’s declare together, in one voice, right here, right now, that Barack Obama is our candidate and he will be our President. Madame Secretary, I move that the convention suspend the procedural rules and suspend the further conduct of the roll cal vote – all votes cast by the delegates will be counted – and I move Senator Barack Obama of Illinois be sleceted by this convetion by acclamation as the nominee of the democtaric party for president of the United States.”

         

    1. …or our city hall, or the park across from it.

      Ho hum!  It just suggests gravitas.  Like so much of the Obama campaign, great psychology.  

  3. LOL?  Obama voted to increase taxes on everyone, you and I include 94 times out of 94, gee I wonder who is help killing the economy.  Stocks up 400+ today, Bush gets credit for that then?  Because it was his and McCain’s fault when they dropped.  NO, Obama will make up another lie about he pioneerd some bill, like he LIED about Monday, he didn’t and he didn’t even vote on it.  People wake up, he is a socialist liar.  Don’t blame the prior administration when the economy goes in the tubes, because he is about placing blame not solving problems through working across party lines.

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