Rick Wehmhoefer says, "Statute Schmatute!""

How could I know that? I’m so glad you asked!  Our state already has a law on the books, which has NEVER been enforced (Cuervo, if you or anyone else finds where it has, I will eat crow!).  Yes, indeed, Colorado has this little-known statute, 13-5-135

Every motion, issue, or other matter arising in any cause pending or to be brought in any district court of this state, and which is submitted to any such court for judgment or decision thereof, shall be determined by the court within ninety days after the adjournment of court. This section shall not be so construed as to prohibit a decision after the expiration of the time limited, but only as working a forfeiture as provided in section 13-5-136.

If any judge of any district court, to whom any motion, issue, or other matter, arising in any cause, is submitted for judgment or decision, fails or neglects to decide or give judgment upon the same within the time limited by section 13-5-135, such judge shall not receive from the state treasury any salary for the quarter in which such failure occurred, when the following requirements are satisfied: (a) The party aggrieved by the failure of such judge to rule in a timely manner files a complaint demanding the withholding of the salary of such judge with the commission on judicial discipline established in section 23 (3) of article VI of the state constitution; (b) The commission on judicial discipline, in accordance with rule 4 of the Colorado rules of judicial discipline, investigates the judge`s alleged violation of section 13-5-135; (c) After such investigation the commission on judicial discipline, in accordance with rule 4 of the Colorado rules of judicial discipline, makes a recommendation concerning the allegation to the Colorado supreme court; and (d) If deemed appropriate, the Colorado supreme court issues an order directing the department of the treasury to withhold the judge`s salary. (2) This section shall not apply in case of the sickness or death of a judge.