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May 23, 2007 05:42 AM UTC

Pure Comedy

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  • by: John Galt

( – promoted by Colorado Pols)

I don’t like bagging on good folk like Senator Brownback, but a blog supporting him is just too funny not to make others aware of it.

The earth is the center of the universe, the earth is flat and by the way we in fact have never been to the moon are only a few of their theories.

The blog I occasionaly write for, and a couple other blogs have had a good time poking fun at them.

Read some of their quotes along with the retorts from my blog.  Throw the popcorn in the microwave and get ready for some comedy, you’ll be glad you did.
Blogs4Brownback

“Incidents like this make me seriously question whether or not we’ve ever even really been into “outer space.” I’ve never been there; have you?”
I’ve never seen the back of my own head either, I’m beginning to question if it exists.

“The third problem I’ve always had with arguments for the space race are that scientists, as a class, seem so smug and dishonest to me. “
Could not agree more. Those scientists in their ivory towers coming up with cures for diseases. PHHH.

“I think we need a dialogue- how do we know that NASA has, in fact, been into space?”
How do we even know NASA exists? I’ve only seen their scientists and buildings in the movie Armageddon, I know for a fact that Bruce Willis has never even been to flight school. You’re on to something Brownback supporters.

“If they haven’t, how can we prove the world is round, instead of being (for the sake of argument) a flat disk with all continents perched on top”
Exactly, we can’t prove it. Think about if you were to stand on the side of a beach ball, you would fall off right? Same with the earth, people should be falling off all over the place, hence it is flat. POINT BROWNBACK.

“If President Brownback wants to keep NASA as a back-door means of funding programs he doesn’t want the moonbats to find out about, I’ll understand. I won’t say peep about it, either. Otherwise, he should shut this boondoggle down and kick these hedonists out on their posteriors. Let them find real jobs, doing real work.”
I am also not going to say “peep” about anything that President Brownback does not want me to. Moonbats with their science and automobiles will do anything to propel their cause. What’s said in the White House stays in the White House.

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  2. “Maybe there was water on Mars 5,000 years ago. Maybe not. But any attempt to look for water older than 5,000 years is doomed to fail, and if NASA had any grown-up thinkers in the show, they’d know that.”

    Oh that’s right, Brownback is from Kansas.

  3. from the moderator, who ironically is named Sisyphus, from Greek mythology, a man who epitomizes the hubris of mortals over the gods.

    “America is not an aggressive nation. Saddam helped Osama attack us on 9/11, and he was working on WMDs to help Osama the next time. If we hadn’t taken him out, all those moonbat urban havens like New York and San Francisco would probably be radioactive death zones by now.

    Get your facts straight”

      1. I mean, I can kind of see how maybe the guy is trying to make a point, but it’s still pretty funny and makes me smile.

        Humor shouldn’t be partisan.

  5. I actually went to their site after seeing it at totheright and it’s so ridiculous I thought that it must be a parody. It’s really pretty amazing to read.

  6. I like the thread on Soy making people gay.  Kansas is 10th in the nation for soy production, and I suspect Sen. BRownback has enjoyed some of that largess.  Ergo, Sen. Brownback is making America’s youth gay.

    2. America is the largest exporter of soy in the world! American soy also has the highest amount of protein as compared to near second place, Brazil. Too bad that guy has no idea how dependant american farmers are on that product, which happens to be pretty tasty in my opinion with salt and pepper sprinkled on it.

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