The Boeberts are Splitsville

(Has news value, please be civil — Promoted by Colorado Pols)

POLS UPDATE #2: The Denver Post’s Conrad Swanson:

Lauren Boebert filed for divorce in late April, Mesa County court records show. The process server who provided Jayson Boebert with the paperwork on April 25 found him at the couple’s home in Silt “drinking a tall glass of beer, and cleaning a gun that was sitting on the table,” court documents show.

“Once he learned that he was being served with Dissolution of Marriage papers he was extremely angry,” the process server wrote. “I tried to hand him the documents but he did not take them. He started yelling and using profanities, and told me that I was trespassing, and that he was calling the Sheriff’s Office.”

The server left the documents on an outside chair while Jayson Boebert closed the door “then let the dogs out.”


POLS UPDATE: The Colorado Sun’s Jesse Paul reports:

“It is with a heavy weight on my heart that I have filed for divorce from my husband. I am grateful for our years of marriage together and for our beautiful children, all of whom deserve privacy and love as we work through this process,” the congresswoman said in a written statement. “I’ve always been faithful in my marriage, and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes this announcement that much more difficult.”

She added: “This is truly about irreconcilable differences. I do not intend to discuss this matter any further in public out of respect for our children, and will continue to work hard to represent the people of Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District.”

The Boeberts have four sons, the oldest of whom is 17 and was set to become a father in April. The congresswoman announced during the Conservative Political Action Conference in March that she would become a grandmother. She noted that the child would make her a 36-year-old grandmother, just as her mother was.


Rep. Lauren Boebert and her husband Jayson are divorcing according to multiple sources.

I can’t say it’s surprising. Boebert has moved beyond roughnecks to classier guys. Jesus may not approve, but Jesus doesn’t pay the bills.

Try to be nice to her kids though. They didn’t choose their parents.

39 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. bullshit! says:

    I do feel bad for the kids, and I hope Jayson never laid a hand on her.

  2. Genghis says:

    Jayson has a documented penchant for waving his wang at underage girls in public, and the available evidence at least suggests that Bobo herself may enjoy getting hammered and chasing underage boys. I suspect they’re simply too old for one another at this point.

    The young ‘uns are all still minors, if memory serves, but the REAL fight here will be over firearm custody.

  3. Washopingmylastpostwouldbemylast says:

    It’s so sad that these two, perfectly suited to one another, will now likely move on, find other trashy fools, and ruin those lives also.

    Thus endeth Jayson’s “consulting” business contracts.

    On the bright side, this weekend should bring quite the hum dinger of a dong swinger show to the Rifle bowling alley!?

  4. JohnInDenver says:

    Might be interesting to see if Jayson Boebert's income takes a nose dive. 

    Otherwise, I'm not certain what the news value is.

  5. Southwest Denver Dem says:

    Does this mean Jayson is soon to be out of work? Seems like his consulting job was based on the pillow talk access that he no longer has.

  6. MichaelBowman says:

    Caribou Barbie, Empty-G, and now GrannieOakley.  It’s a club. 

    • Early Worm says:

      I don't know any of these people and don't want to. But I think it might be possible, given their espoused political and religious positions, the ex-husbands in these relationships preferred their women barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen. Say what you want about these three (and they deserve it), but they definitely hog the spotlight and the attention. May be too much for a fragile male ego.  

  7. MartinMark says:

    My money is on an affair with Gaetz.

    Yes, I know.  eww

  8. Duke Cox says:

    Shouldn't Granny Pew Pews' new grandchild be breathing air by now? Anyone have a scoop?

    • Dano says:

      I head the little bastard was born a couple of weeks ago, but nothing concrete. 

      Gaeta might be behind the Boebert break but I have very little doubt that Kevin isn't the 3rd wheel in the Taylor Greene divorce.

    • Lauren Boebert is a Worthless POS says:

      Breathing air? More like breathing paint and exhaust fumes. Why break a family tradition?

  9. Lauren Boebert is a Worthless POS says:

    Who gets what portion of the marital arsenal?

  10. davebarnes says:

    Where was the press on this 3 weeks ago?

  11. QuBase says:

    Hey, boys! Look sharp! Lulu Lolo's back in town!

  12. Chickenheed says:

    Boebert saying, entirely unprompted, "I’ve always been faithful in my marriage" makes me think otherwise.

    This is like coming home and having your teenager say, entirely unprompted, "I didn't drink anything out of the liquor cabinet."

    Immediate sus.

  13. westslope says:

    Davebarnes, there is no press checking court filings in Grand Junction any more. The Sentinel doesn’t even have a courts-and-cops beat these days. Instead, it runs lots of fluffy features with occasional real news sprinkled in. The local teevees need a map to find the courthouse.

  14. Lauren Boebert is a Worthless POS says:

    And Jayson's redneck asshole reaction to the process server was typical of these trailer trash. The guy should consider himself lucky that he made it out alive.

  15. Duke Cox says:

    As expected, the local coverage of the increasing drama of Granny le Pew Pews' marital implosion is very superficial and brief.

  16. Sunmusing says:

    hmmm….I will bet that there is an intern somewhere who is involved with this person…or maybe internS…she has proven herself to be a scumbag slut…but the point is…she is "upgrading"…and she HAS to be replaced….

  17. JeffcoBlue says:

    Let’s be honest. In the national political elite circles Boebert is part of now, there are infinitely more charming and successful men than Jayson clamoring for Lauren’s attention. This marriage never had a chance once Lauren got to Washington.

    She’s trading up. If Jayson wasn’t such an asshole I’d have pity for him.

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