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Donald Trump, he of the backward pants.
A crooked knight with a broken lance.
He dreams of power again over the land he hated.
And will wear pressed pants, when reinstated.
It seems those pants were badly wrinkled
For in them he had foully tinkled.
Give him back his power and he’ll make amends.
And do all his official business in his Depends.
Burma Shave.
Bravo!
I just can’t figure out how that corpulent, out-of-shape, old man managed to button and zip his pants backward. Does someone dress him and were they having a little fun at his expense? Not that that idea bothers me.
I don’t think they were really backward, cookie. If you study carefully, as Snopes did, you can see the zipper flap.
But Lordy, his corpulence pours in. And the incredibly sloppy wrinkles!
So, let backwards pants be one more thing this buffoon struggles to explain to his shrinking band of synchopants — err, synchoPHANTS.
Some guys stuff their pants with a sock to make their package look bigger.
Looks to me like he stuffed a whole “my-pillow” down there.
Can't you imagine Stormy looking at these pics in the headliners and saying, "Ewwwww"???
My guess would be a Depend adult diaper, Parkie. At his age, the odds are 4-1 that he has prostate problems.
He's been wearing diapers at least since The Apprentice. Apparently, overuse of booger sugar and Adderall took a significant toll on his continence.
Diaper Don . . .
. . . well, at least that now explains the 15 flushes?!?
My heart breaks to read the above exchange. This is a former president of the United fucking States of America we are talking about here. How can we be talking about him like he is a character from a Mr. Bean show?
We must NEVER let this happen again.
Come on, Duke! I mean, it's not like the guy forked over $25 million to settle fraud litigation shortly after getting elected POTUS or anything.
Oh, wait . . . that happened too. n/m.
Today is both Call Your Doctor Day and World Brain Tumor Day.
Are they trying to tell us something?
Also, a reminder that #DeJoy is still our Postmaster General and Grumpy McTurd has managed (so far) to evade submitting DNA evidence in his E. Jean Carroll rape case.
Who is going to draw the short straw and be told to hold the cup? There’s no possible way he can perform that duty by himself.
No need, Michael. A swab on the inside of his cheek gives all the DNA needed
But that visual of the dimented, bankrupt occupant of Mar-a-Lago is what MasterCard describes as “priceless”. He’s gone from the most powerful man in the world to a carnival barker hiding from q-tips 😂
RIP good man:
BRAVO Senator Danielson!
PS: Dolores Huerta is a saint.
Any vote break-downs by party?
And will the legislation's requirement for working conditions be in place and enforced next summer, in time to make the improvements a voting issue for the 2022 General election?
It passed the House, all Democrats voting ‘Yes, with the exception of Donald Valdez ( D-La Jara); all Repugs: “Hell No“. It passed the Senate in the same spirit of humanity, all D, ‘Yes‘ (with the exception of Chris Hansen who was absent); all Repugs: “Hell No”