CO-04 (Special Election)
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(R) Greg Lopez
(R) Trisha Calvarese
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President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Joe Biden*
(R) Donald Trump
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CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
90%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
90%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
(R) Ron Hanks
40%
30%
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CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(R) Deborah Flora
(R) J. Sonnenberg
30%↑
15%↑
10%↓
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Dave Williams
(R) Jeff Crank
50%↓
50%↑
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
90%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) Brittany Pettersen
85%↑
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
(R) Janak Joshi
60%↑
35%↓
30%↑
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
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State House Majority
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95%
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June 18, 2011 02:20 AM UTC
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Is your position
On sockpuppetry ethics
Situational?
An occaisonal flamethrowing tool
May show up to stir up the pool
Baiting then run
Or spinning and spun
How will you deal with such fools?
Here’s my commercial for Rork.
especially negatively by mentioning MOTR and pole dancing in the same sentence, assures that I will vote for somebody else.
But hey, that’s just me.
Even bringing up the FPE election says that you have too much time on your hands.
And oh, by the way, there are many legitimate policy issues in this election.
As far as points go, count the votes.
That means the community has accepted me, right? <3
In Haiku:
Ralphie the asshole
Consistent through all seasons
Makes me feel at home.
S/he who pisses off Ralphie goes to the Penatly Box. 🙁
I might wind up in the penalty box
Locked up secure as Fort Knox
There’s no way they’ll hold me
Even if they throw out the key
I’m Jewish–I know how to pick lox!
lox is an essential component of my Sunday regimen, but I often am disappointed by the inconsistency of product I get — any tips for agnostic Goyum lox pickers?
(BTW, I ain’t converting)
OK, one’s taste in lox can be pretty individual and subjective–I personally like a stronger-flavored lox, more fishy than smoky, because that goes best with good cream cheese. Oddly enough, if you can go through enough of it, the big black packages of lox at Costco are pretty decent and consistent quality. But if you want really good lox (the kind that you give to your Jewish grandmother when she visits you) you have to go to a good Jewish deli and ask the person serving you how the lox is. I find they will honestly tell you if they have a batch that isn’t quite right.
I don’t get lox at most grocery stores at all. Costco or deli only. Or if I’m traveling, Trader Joe’s. Grocery store stuff is like you said inconsistent.
The problem with lox-buying outside New York or Jewish suburbs is nobody hand slices. If you happen to travel somewhere that’s heavily Jewish, pop into a few delis and ask for hand-sliced belly lox. If you can get it, the difference is amazing.
Be aware: Most delis also have Nova lox. Nova lox is actually brined differently. I like it. Some people only like regular lox. If you like Nova, then Zaidy’s deli in Cherry Creek has really delicious Nova.
You almost had me there; “The secret to good lox is . . . Kirkland.” Yeah, right.
Actually I’m more than a little bit disappointed, PCG.
. . . . . .
Nine days of being battered by the elements on some non-descript Himalayan mountain . . . finally struggling the final few yards, crawling on hands and knees to reach the reach the summit (at 26,000+ feet) . . . breathless and oxygen starved — gasping, gasping with all the remaining effort that I can muster . . .
“Oh, great yogi of the mountain. I have travelled these many several months over thousands of miles — crossing oceans and continents, climbing through jungles, deserts, boulder fields, glaciers and finally crawling on my hands and knees to reach your blessed pinnacle. Please, please, great yogi, If you can find it in your heart — please answer for me just one small question.”
“Yes, my child, I will answer for you one question. What would you like to know from me?”
“Thank you, bless you, great yogi of the mountain — my question is: What is the secret to a long and happy life.”
“That is an easy question, my child — Eat more bran. Have a nice day.”
. . . . . .
Why do I have this picture in my mind of you, Blue Cat, and Droll all laughing around a table — “After you tell him “Costco” be sure to add some shit about Nova something-or-other, that should really get the dumbass going.”?
. . . . . .
Honest answers that I could have easily accepted:
“You’ve been deemed unworthy!”
“We’re sworn to secrecy, sorry Goy boy.”
“There’s barely enough of the good stuff to go around now, no fucking way am I telling you.”
. . . . . .
Still, I think you’ll make a great FPE. (Oh, and thanks!)
The secret to good lox is go the fuck to New York and get some hand sliced belly lox. But we live in Colorado. We do not have it. Most actual Jewish lox-noshers I know buy the Costco stuff, but it’s not Kirkland brand. The black package with gold letters. It’s average, but most that you get here is below average.
It took me 3 seconds of Googling to find that I’m not crazy.
See? Does that not sound like a lox expert?
I didn’t mention the mail order options because–again–Jewish. I don’t overspend even for good lox. I get Zaidy’s Nova lox if my Jewish grandmother will be in town. And then like the lovable pain in the rear she is she eats a BLT instead. That woman may be where I got my frugality, but she certainly is not where I got my generally-kosher tastes…
If pissing off Ralphie was the criteria I’d be living in the penalty box.
She can’t piss me off. I don’t respect her.
What is your view on Russian music videos?
has “erase comment” privileges. 🙂
Backroom dealmaking
Leads me to support c rork
A qualified man!