As a nominee myself, I may live to regret this, but I’ve come to believe that if FPE elections are enough of a BFD for an infamous former Polster to try to sockpuppet his way to glory, and enough of a BFD for some nominees to actually campaign outside the site, they’re enough of a BFD for a debate.
Since there are few legitimate policy issues in this election, I suggest that candidates be required to respond creatively to all questions: Haiku, haibun, limericks, iambic pentameter, interpretive dance, photoshop, relevant tunes…?
Of course, I can’t be the moderator–not only am I on the ballot, I’m much too busy looking for c rork’s phone number in the record books of various disreputable Denver businesses and scheduling the press conference where I’ll deny any involvement with that nasty YouTube video accusing MOTR of pole dancing and highlighting nancycronk’s checkered past (did you know she served time in the PENALTY BOX, y’all?!) while pointing out that 20thMaine is really not much different from Maines 1 through 19.
Anyone willing to make a thread and award points? Obviously it’d have to be wrapped up before polls close.