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Quite the sequence of stories:
May 5, CPR headlined At Mitchell High School In Colorado Springs, Teacher Home Visits Aren’t About Grades At All. They’re About Trust
May 6, CPR headlined ‘People Are Devastated’: The Entire Staff At Mitchell High School In Colorado Springs Must Reapply For Their Jobs
Northeastern Colorado has been embarrassed by Richard “Buckwheat dick” Holtorf long enough. It’s time to act.
I propose an IQ sharing program. I will donate one IQ point if Mike Bowman will match it. Neither of us will miss one point since we fall into the 100 plus range standard for rural Democrats.
However, two more IQ points will triple Buckwheat dick’s total and bring him to the three point measurement shared by most legislative Republicans. Thus bolstered, he should fade into the background and mostly avoid news media attention.
Of course, it will still be necessary to water Holtorf. Notaskinnycook, who long handled that chore for Moddy, can water Buckwheat dick since she lives near his Denver apartment.
We will probably need to repot him as well, since his old cranium can’t hold a tripling of his intelligence to three points.
Kwtree, a former beetdigger, should be able to repot Holtorf.
How about it, Michael, Cookie and Kwtree? Is it time to solve northeastern Colorado’s dilemma?
You sure don’t want me to repot him, I might put him in upside down. Oh, wait. That’s not a bad idea…
Talk to kwtree, Cookie. She knows sugar beets and they have about the same intelligence as Republican legislators — except the beets are a lot sweeter.
Cookie has it right. When a sugar beet goes rotten, you have to bury it, or try to feed it to livestock.
But Holtorf is from Akron. He’s probably an Akron HS Ram, and doesn’t deserve the high honor of being a BeetDigger.
That really needs to stick.
Hey V! Just catching up here. Would be honored to lend a point, and could gather up a few more from the area. I know Phillips County has a handful of great Dems, too, we should let them in on the intervention! I picked up some things in Venango last week and always think about you when I’m there!
We don’t want more than our two, Mike. Buckwheat dick has one IQ point of his own and if we raise his total to three, he’ll be average for a Republican legislator. I just want him to blend in with the crowd and not draw attention to himself.
As to his new sobriquet of “Buckwheat dick”, all I can say is wooden nickels were bad enough. But this is riduculous!
Good point! (or we could move him to Nebraska and make him Mayor of Dix via a rigged election with a surplus Dominion machine?) 🤪
It is springtime in Colorado and today is National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
Rest in peace, Mr. Lee . . .
. . . victim of the American system of injustice.
Makes me sick. And Hutchinson's “It’s my duty to carry out the law” reminds me of the Nazis after WWII – "I was only following orders."
I’m going to take a bet his jury was a bunch of good ol’ white Christian folk?