Jeffco Republicans Refuse to Do Thing Nobody Needs Them to Do

As Erik Maulbetsch reports for The Colorado Times Recorder, the Jefferson County Republican Party is mad as hell and they’re not going to pretend to be doing nothing anymore. Instead, they are going to pretend to do something that doesn’t mean anything. So there!

From The Times Recorder:

The Jefferson County Republican Party announced on Facebook today that it “refused to certify the election results.” Election certification is the responsibility of the canvass board and the County Clerk, not political parties.

Reached for comment, Jefferson County Clerk spokesperson Kara Rowland explained that the county’s election results are already certified…

…Colorado Secretary of State spokesperson Betsy Hart confirmed this.

Oh yeah? Well, then, the Jefferson County Republican Party is going to refuse to certify every election this century! Not only that, they’re thinking about refusing to certify future elections!

2020 Election Results in Jefferson County, Colorado. Not exactly a photo finish.

And what is the Jeffco GOP’s particular beef with 2020?

While the Jeffco GOP says it is not alleging fraud, it is basing its demands for “an audit” on unfounded conspiracy theories about the voting machine software company, Dominion Voting, which is used by Jeffco (and nearly every other county in Colorado).

It’s unclear from the public statements and the party’s so-called “Minority Report” if the Jeffco executive committee understands the county election process. Chair Denise Mund did not return a request for comment. [Pols emphasis]

With regards to the Jeffco GOP’s audit request, Jefferson County Clerk and Recorder George Stern explains that it’s already happened.

Oh…so you already did the audit thing…that we are demanding. Okay, well, it’s a good thing we demanded it!

We’ll leave it to you, dear readers, to suggest other potential actions that the Jefferson County Republican Party can take that will serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever.

10 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. MADCO says:


    Fundraising plea to impeach Obama! Biden!

  2. kickshot says:


    It would be interesting to see how many other R County parties are staging the same rebellion. Track down the genesis of this bit of brilliance. Maybe this is Sidney's new gig.

  3. Gilpin Guy says:

    57% for a Democrat in Jeffco.  Maybe theRubs can demand a time machine to go back to the days when they wielded influence.

  4. MADCO says:

    I have to admit- I also will not be certifying the results.

  5. Genghis says:

    Imagine my surprise at finding that the people in charge of the JeffCo GOP are breathtakingly stupid.

  6. I certify that the GOP is certifiable.

  7. Diogenesdemar says:

    Finally. Finally! . . .

    . . . Somewhere, I’m sure, Rudy is leaking rivers of joy.

  8. harrydoby says:

    I believe the Brits have the perfect descriptive term for them: “Wankers”

  9. Conserv. Head Banger says:

    I’m “proud” to be a JeffCo Republican.

    Not my fault if Chair Denise Mund couldn’t spell ‘CAT’ if you gave her the ‘C’ and the ‘A.’ Not my fault that the Neville clan is a bunch of grifters. What other county R party is as entertaining?

    @ajb: “Black Water” by the Doobie Brothers is one of my all-time favorite songs. Definitely in my personal Top 100.

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