Oh, Rudy!

Donald Trump’s attorney Rudy Giuliani (left), in a compromising scene from Borat Subsequent Moviefilm.

NBC News reports on the wackiest–and ickiest–story in politics today:

Rudy Giuliani, President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, fell for an embarrassing Sacha Baron Cohen prank in the soon-to-be-released movie sequel to “Borat.”

In the film, a copy of which was obtained by NBC News, Giuliani and a fictional young female reporter, who was part of Cohen’s sting, can be seen going into a hotel bedroom for drinks — at the woman’s invitation — after completing what the former mayor apparently believed to be a real interview about the coronavirus pandemic and Trump’s response to the crisis…

Giuliani and the woman, recorded by what seem to be hidden cameras, are eventually interrupted by Cohen, who bursts into the bedroom in his Borat persona, shouting: “She’s 15. She’s too old for you!”

On the one hand, no actual minors were involved. Personal attorney to President Donald Trump and former Mayor of New York Rudy Giuliani only thought the woman in the frame capture from Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie you can see above was underage. It’s our understanding that in some jurisdictions that’s enough to be a crime without further ado, but we don’t pretend to know the law on this either in Colorado or in New York. It’s not something we’ve ever had to explore personally, much like the interior of Rudy Giuliani’s trousers.

On the other hand…let’s stop talking about hands.


13 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. bullshit! says:

    Why did I know we were not going to get out of 2020 without Rudy Giuliani playing pocket pool?

    This timeline is fucking ruined.

  2. RepealAndReplace says:

    I think the Trump campaign set Rudy up so that Donald could tell folks, "Well at least you haven't seen me stoop so low as to do what Rudy was doing…."

  3. davebarnes says:

    But, what about Hunter's porn?

  4. Genghis says:

    Here's hoping everyone yells, "Put down your chram" wherever Rudy goes for the rest of his wretched fucking life.

    BTW, Cohen is awesome as Abbie Hoffman in that Chicago 7 movie on Netflix.

    • JohnInDenver says:

      I'm obviously out of the cultural mainstream.  "Chram" looked like a typo to me, so I looked it up, finding a variety of possibilities.

      Chram (or Chramn) (French: Chramn or Chramne, meaning Raven in Old Frankish) …

      chrám m. temple (place of worship).

      Chlotar I…even had his rebellious son, Chram, together with Chram's family, put to death.

      and of course, the URBAN dictionary links it to Borat and says

      Chram is Russian for testicles, not the penis. Borat also says chram and he refers it to the balls, not the penis once more.

  5. Honorable Nasty Woman says:

    This is the president's lawyer.  Just taking after the boss.  What I find hard to believe is his excuse of tucking in his shirt.  Laying on a king size bed, in front of a woman. Having worn a mic several times a week for about twenty years now I still have not had to lay down to readjust my clothes after pulling the mic out from under my clothes. 

    • Genghis says:

      The "I was tucking in my shirt" thing is hilarious on about 28 different levels. Between this scumbucket and Jeff Toobin punching the clown during a Zoom conference with fellow New Yorker contributors, it's not been a good week for pervy old incompetent white men.

      I'll be calling 9iu11liani "Rapin' Rudy" from now on. The odds that this sack of shit hasn't had sex with a bunch of underage girls are vanishingly small (much like Rapin' Rudy's khram, no doubt).

    • Voyageur says:

      I've tucked in my shirt thousands of times.  Often, in private, unzipping my pants to do it right.  But I never laid down on a bed to tuck it in! Is that even possible?

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