Dear Rich Guy,
I have a dilemma. Assuming the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy remain in place, should I spend the tax savings on a yacht or a plane?
Gazillionaire in Commerce City
Dear Gazillionaire,
Hmmm, Rich Guy thinks he’s being punked. Any truly wealthy person realizes that the Bush tax cuts make absolutely no difference to their buying decisions. That’s why we’re rich!
Instead, these should be the responses of real Rich Guys and Gals to the Bush tax cut debate:
1) If the tax cuts are extended for the wealthy, the response should be total indifference, and maybe a call for even further cuts for the wealthy.
2) If the tax cuts for the wealthy are not extended, then Obama should be called a Socialist, Nazi, and/or Communist. Hinting at an armed takeover would also be a nice touch.
So, fake Rich Guy, why don’t you go back to your union buddies in Commerce City and leave us real Rich Guys alone.
Rich Guy
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Whether the tax cuts are extended or not, we should call for additional cuts and be all over Obama as a socialist-commie-muslim-kenyan.
What is your problem?
No problem here, bucko. That’s Rich Guy’s message exactly.
It’s like someone out there know’s what it’s like to be in here. (hand on my chest) In response to your earlier post, why would I send $100,000 to Karl Rove when I know a friendly foreign regime will already do that for me. Instead I would spend the last of my tax refund on those LA jet packs I saw on THE morning show. But seriously, we have rat-holed that money into a moderate interest bearing account. See if the peasants can get their grubby hands on my trickle-down.
As for doing GOD’s work, rest assured my husband and I will be praying that future governor Tancredo’s forces will be able to abate the brown menace at our borders! (except of course for already employed, undocumented domestics.) And, of course, we’ll also be praying that all homosexuals die the diseased and painful death that Jesus promised them. –BH
p.s. Stop staring at my sweater!
PS, I was staring at your hand — you’re the one who put it on your chest.
RG