Join the UN Bicycle Conspiracy

Denver has a great new bicycle-sharing program-you may have heard of it, or seen those red bikes with evil capitalist advertising on them. Tea Party candidate Dan Maes says it’s a giant conspiracy to turn Denver into a “United Nations community.”

So we thought, why not? Every United Nations community has to have a uniform. So we made these handsome t-shirts to kick off our U.N. Bicycle Ambassador program.

Contribute $25 and get one today!

“This is all very well disguised, but it will be exposed,” Maes said. So we’re blowing the lid right off this conspiracy. Get your sublime azure blue, 100% cotton U.N Bicycle Ambassador t-shirt today.

Dan Maes says this plot is “bigger than it looks like on the surface.” And you will be too, in a fantastically slimming U.N. Bicycle Ambassador t-shirt!

This limited edition t-shirt is available in men’s and women’s sizes. Get yours now! As soon as Glenn Beck finds out, the gig is up!

You will join the U.N. Bicycle Ambassadors.

In solidarity,

Alan Franklin

Maximum Proconsul, United Nations Bicycle Ambassadors

14 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. Laughing Boy says:

    Now you’re going to have a garage full of t-shirts to go with your McInnis pens.

    This will be front paged in 3…2…1…

  2. bjwilson83 says:

    I think the U.N. might take a dim view of you trying to make a “profit” instead of letting the government control all t-shirt sales.

  3. SSG_Dan says:

    Sorry Alan, this looks like you stole the United Federal of Planets logo from Star Trek and glued it on a shirt.

    The UN has a rich history of excellent poster design – why not dig a little deeper and make something memorable?

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