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September 29, 2010 01:42 AM UTC

Join the UN Bicycle Conspiracy

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  • by: Alan

Denver has a great new bicycle-sharing program-you may have heard of it, or seen those red bikes with evil capitalist advertising on them. Tea Party candidate Dan Maes says it’s a giant conspiracy to turn Denver into a “United Nations community.”

So we thought, why not? Every United Nations community has to have a uniform. So we made these handsome t-shirts to kick off our U.N. Bicycle Ambassador program.

Contribute $25 and get one today!

“This is all very well disguised, but it will be exposed,” Maes said. So we’re blowing the lid right off this conspiracy. Get your sublime azure blue, 100% cotton U.N Bicycle Ambassador t-shirt today.

Dan Maes says this plot is “bigger than it looks like on the surface.” And you will be too, in a fantastically slimming U.N. Bicycle Ambassador t-shirt!

This limited edition t-shirt is available in men’s and women’s sizes. Get yours now! As soon as Glenn Beck finds out, the gig is up!

You will join the U.N. Bicycle Ambassadors.

In solidarity,

Alan Franklin

Maximum Proconsul, United Nations Bicycle Ambassadors

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14 thoughts on “Join the UN Bicycle Conspiracy

        1. But the Democrats were indeed listed in that story from from the very beginning. We never omitted them, and neither did the Denver Post. We really don’t know what you were talking about, an apparently neither did anyone else in that post. Everybody else could very plainly see what we wrote there except for you.

          1. I read that blog when it had like 2 comments on it, the Dems were always there. I do believe LB has never been so far off the deep end, it’s almost Beej-like with the denial.

            Just admit you were wrong, LB. You really look stupid.

  1. Sorry Alan, this looks like you stole the United Federal of Planets logo from Star Trek and glued it on a shirt.

    The UN has a rich history of excellent poster design – why not dig a little deeper and make something memorable?

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