Denver has a great new bicycle-sharing program-you may have heard of it, or seen those red bikes with evil capitalist advertising on them. Tea Party candidate Dan Maes says it’s a giant conspiracy to turn Denver into a “United Nations community.”
So we thought, why not? Every United Nations community has to have a uniform. So we made these handsome t-shirts to kick off our U.N. Bicycle Ambassador program.
Contribute $25 and get one today!
“This is all very well disguised, but it will be exposed,” Maes said. So we’re blowing the lid right off this conspiracy. Get your sublime azure blue, 100% cotton U.N Bicycle Ambassador t-shirt today.
Dan Maes says this plot is “bigger than it looks like on the surface.” And you will be too, in a fantastically slimming U.N. Bicycle Ambassador t-shirt!
This limited edition t-shirt is available in men’s and women’s sizes. Get yours now! As soon as Glenn Beck finds out, the gig is up!
You will join the U.N. Bicycle Ambassadors.
In solidarity,
Alan Franklin
Maximum Proconsul, United Nations Bicycle Ambassadors
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Now you’re going to have a garage full of t-shirts to go with your McInnis pens.
This will be front paged in 3…2…1…
He’s just one of the resident trolls, and his credibility wore a little thin today. That’s why he’s cranky. Don’t worry, LB, tomorrow is another day to work the voodoo that you do!
But I did miss you, my stalker.
But the Democrats were indeed listed in that story from from the very beginning. We never omitted them, and neither did the Denver Post. We really don’t know what you were talking about, an apparently neither did anyone else in that post. Everybody else could very plainly see what we wrote there except for you.
I read that blog when it had like 2 comments on it, the Dems were always there. I do believe LB has never been so far off the deep end, it’s almost Beej-like with the denial.
Just admit you were wrong, LB. You really look stupid.
…I’ve been mistaken.
I’m sorely tempted to buy one for a Republican friend of mine.
I just know he’d love, love, love it.
So that’s one less for Alan’s garage.
I think the U.N. might take a dim view of you trying to make a “profit” instead of letting the government control all t-shirt sales.
Hope you and Danny get to the bottom of it.
Maybe when Ken Buck gets back to work after his really long vacation he can take a crack at it. I hear he’s a good investigator that way.
Hey, BJ-style argumentation is fun!
so it must not be real. I heard it all takes place on a soundstage on the old Paramount lot. That would explain everything.
Sorry Alan, this looks like you stole the United Federal of Planets logo from Star Trek and glued it on a shirt.
The UN has a rich history of excellent poster design – why not dig a little deeper and make something memorable?