Caption This Photo: Hard Hat Cory!

Hot from Sen. Cory Gardner’s tour yesterday of EVRAZ Rocky Mountain Steel in Pueblo, another nonpublic scripted appearance for Gardner in lieu of the public town halls he’s avoided since 2017, comes this fabulously captionable image:

And the next logical question: who wore it better? You decide.


36 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. bullshit!bullshit! says:

    I apologize for this.


    • VoyageurVoyageur says:

      Now you did it!  You got Curmy all hot and bothered.  Now, he'll make nothing but stupid posts all day.

      Oh, wait!

      • Curmudgeon says:

        You do seem obsessed with what you imagine other people are into, Bob. 


        • VoyageurVoyageur says:

          You're totally obsessed with me and that's the best retort you can muster, Scurvy?

          Boy are you dumb!

          tee hee

          (Now hurry up and file another 167 posts insisting that you're really ignoring me.  You know you want to.)



          • Diogenesdemar says:


            It’s time to get you own, private  . . . 

            . . . room

            . . . diary

            . . . play pen


            You know the rules.  

            May the best, um, least worst man win, um, get a new hobby, um, take a nap?? . . . 

            • RepealAndReplace says:

              Yes, this is getting old. Almost as old as my periodic comments about Jill Stein begetting us Donald Trump. You need to take it somewhere else.

              • Curmudgeon says:

                Y'all know that good old Bob started this, right? He called me out.  I just responded.  I don't just roll my eyes when Bobby wants to talk trash. 

                • Diogenesdemar says:

                  “I can be just as big a tiresome stupid asshole as that tiresome giant stupid asshole”???

                  Did I get that right?

                  Ok.  It’s a defense . . . 

                  . . . not a good one.  Not one that’s going to win you any prizes . . .

                  (. . . unless you really want that “Most Tiresome Giant Stupid Asshole — 2019” plaque for covering some bare spot on one of your walls??)

                  • Curmudgeon says:

                    Not interested in whatever "prizes" taking Bob's shit earns you.

                  • RepealAndReplace says:

                    I was thinking along the lines of, "But he started it!"

                    • Diogenesdemar says:

                      Things are obviously pretty fucked up and backwards around here whenever you and I have to start pretending to become the somewhat adult voices voices of semi-reason around here, eh?

                      This is not what Soros is paying me for . . .

                    • Curmudgeon says:

                      Guys. if there was unwritten rule that "Everyone takes Bob's shit because he's special ", I wish someone would have told me.

                    • Diogenesdemar says:


                      I actually like am able to tolerate both of you guys, usually, sometimes.

                      This isn’t about who-said-what, unwritten rules, having to take shit, who started it . . . or anything else I might have heard from any of my kids when they were in grade school.

                      Right now, you’re both losers.

                      As Howard Beale said, “I’m mad as hell, and I’m  not gonna’ take it anymore”  My personal, individual agency.  I’m sick of seeing this childish nonsense on every goddamn diary and thread here.

                      Get your own private Bob & Curmy diary and knock yourselves fucking silly, where I don’t have to look at it anymore, huh?  No one enjoys, finds it humorous, or wants to see this shit from either of you.  Enough!

                      From this post forward, I’m boycotting both of you two morons (i.e., no more responses or acknowledgements to any of your posts, on any topic, from either of you) until this shit has stopped for at least a week. Maybe if the only people who will talk to you two here are each other you’ll find your own playground and stop crapping up our unconcerned-about-you-children discussions?

                      I’m sorry.  I’ve never done this before, and  I don’t like doing it now.

                      Go play in the streets together, or don’t — I really don’t care — this semi-adult is giving neither of you anymore attention or acknowledgement until you both stop acting like toddlers!

                      (PS — This is the same message to you too, Voyager. I know you’re out there lurking and hiding . . . teefuckinghee.)



              • gertie97 says:

                I propose paste pots at 10 feet.

                My money is on V'ger.

              • Genghis says:

                Almost as old as my periodic comments about Jill Stein begetting us Donald Trump.

                The subject matter may be a bit long of tooth, but the term "Jilliot" will never, ever grow old.

            • kwtreemamajama55 says:

              yesyes Thank you, Dio.

            • RepealAndReplace says:

              From the looks of things in here, 2020 is going to be a big pissing match between two grumpy old men.

              Bernie and Biden are going to be running against each other, too.

      • Meiner49erMeiner49er says:

        We were (probably) all thinking it!

    • Genghis says:

      bullshit! wins the Internet. 

  2. JohnInDenverJohnInDenver says:

    Cory doesn't seem to know exactly HOW to become Orange Like Trump.

  3. gertie97 says:

    Orange looks good on him. It'd look better on Trump.

  4. RepealAndReplace says:

    Auditioning for the Village People in 2021? It’s Fun to Stay at the Y-U-M-A!

  5. Wong21fr says:

    Let's see, looks like his hard hat is worn directly on top of the head and not angled forward or backwards-  good to go there.  Eye protection is worn as is ear protection and the retention cord for the ear protection is secured as well- good to go there as well.  Only ding I see is that Cory is still wearing his wedding ring which can lead to a serious risk of a finger injury, aka degloving.

    That other picture is a total dumpster fire.

  6. Gilpin Guy says:

    "It was a little server with the initials HRC on it.  Do you remember where you put it?  I need to get my hands on it."

  7. DawnPatrol says:

    Real human being on right: Hey man, whaddaya want from me? I told you I voted for Udall, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

    Con-Man Cory: Oh yeah? Well how's about I come over to your house some dark night and squeeze your head like a melon about this size?

  8. MichaelBowmanMichaelBowman says:

    Ummm….did you get hacked, Alva? (j/k); I'm almost afraid to ask for fear you'll have an answer: what is that thing?!?  Something you bought at a Kansas yard sale

  9. TomDowney says:

    “We’re Trumpians.  Like Gru’s Minions, except we we’re orange instead of yellow.”  Sen. Cory Gardner

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