We forgot to post this when we first got it last week, so here goes: Paul Fiorino, the dancing gubernatorial candidate, is looking for a good Lieutenant Governor candidate.
It could be you!
Here’s the press release:
Independent, unaffiliated, nonpartisan candidate Paul Noel Fiorino for Colorado?Governor 2006, is searching?for the best?running mate?to serve as his Lieutenant. A Statewide search is now accepting suggestions and nominations, with an emphasis on Colorado’s Community Service Activities, Volunteerism, Indian Affairs, Aerospace and Education, among others. This dynamic position is a nonpartisan opportunity.
Contact www.fiorinoforcolorado.com or
brookvalecolorado@yahoo.com?(303-825-7570).
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How about Michael Flatley?
Obviously, the dancing candidate should pick Ginger Rogers as the lt. gov. She famously said “A woman can do anything a man can do, but she can do it backwards and in high heels.”
The ideal candidate would clearly be a Native American rocket scientist who is married to a teacher.
Rep. Cloer fits the mold, but I’m not sure he’s married to a teacher.
being a lieutenant governor assumes that Fiorino has a prayer.
I think you need to work on your sense of humor Ralph. Obviously he has no chance.
Why not have one of the MANY candidates in CD 5 run for LG instead?
Oooo aerospace, that’s a hot statewide issue.
Actually, Colorado has Air Force Space Command, NORAD, and, wait, let’s see, I know I’m forgetting something… Oh yeah! Lockheed Martin, Ball Aerospace, two of the three US satellite imagery companies, and many, many others. Aerospace is one of Colorado’s top industries.
Tang, maybe someone freeze-dried your brain?
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I would vote for him if he had Gilbert Gottfreid for LG, maybe it’s just me but what do we have to loose at this point.
The ideal candidate would clearly be Michael Flatley and great
The ideal candidate would clearly be Michael Flatley