May 02, 2009 09:38 AM UTC

Good news. Iraq War over.

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• by: Barron X

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Washington, DC

1 May 2009

Today, President Obama declared the Iraq War over, and promised to remove all US military forces by 30 August 2010, 16 months from now.  

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Since there is no longer an independent press, there are only extremist right-wing fascists and extremist left-wing pansies,

and since the right-wingers aren’t allowed to question him,

and left-wingers wouldn’t dare commit such sacrilege,

nobody asked him why the troops aren’t removed sooner, possibly even immediately.  

Although leaving troops in Iraq does nothing to improve US national security, and does a lot to undermine it,

the Administration has too many other things on its plate to worry about lower priorities like the soul of the republic.

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